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Children of war

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It was the scorching heat of dog days when someone knocked at my door. I opened the door to a child of about eight, asking if I would buy anything from him. He was a cute little boy with brown hair and green eyes. His skin was tanned and his clothes displayed a lack of the pampering that each child deserves.

The intense heat of the afternoon sun was making me restless and I couldn't help asking the kid why he didn’t go to school instead of selling things in the blazing heat? The child was puzzled for a second as if surprised by the hint of concern shown by another and then came a reply that saddened me to the depths of my soul. He told me his family had been hit by a drone in which his parents, along with a brother and a sister died, leaving him to an uncle and the harsh realities of this world all on his own. His uncle then moved to Bannu from Miranshah, in the hopes of avoiding the same fate as his brother. My eyes welled up and I’m pretty sure it wasn't because of the hot waft. A million questions flooded my mind about the fate of this child, asking me why were we so helpless about such incidents. Why do we have to succumb to such attacks? How many more are going to die as “collateral damage”? What is to become of this child and others like him? I offered him some money knowing that it was only a temporary relief in the long and bumpy road ahead of him.

The child departed, leaving my mind tormented with questions. I thought of Malala, the little girl from Swat shot because she raised her voice against militants stopping girls from going to schools. There is a Malala in every home in these areas infested by militancy, craving for progress, yearning for education but their dreams are shattered by these militants. These financially deprived victims of extremism are further victimised by the bombs dropped on them from the sky. I can’t even imagine having both the earth and the sky turn against me. So the question is, where are these innocent people supposed to go? Do the US and Human Rights organisations have a plan for them? Or have they been completely forgotten? Is it justified to make so many innocent people in one region face such agony to ensure the safety (as they believe) of another? Statistics state that at least four thousand lives have been claimed by drone attacks, in which the militants are a tiny fraction and approximately 90 per cent of them are civilians.

It’s no news that a single blast in the west triggers a chain of investigations that usually end up in a few drone attacks in under developed countries like Pakistan and Afghanistan. Has the definition of humanity and the value of human life changed in favor of the developed nations and against the innocent people killed in our region? It’s because of these unjustified, non-specific attacks that hundreds of young children are left homeless. The fact that their loss is because of the US and its allies, leads to their exploitation of these children by militant groups who then prepare them for their revenge in the form of suicide attacks, promising them a reunion with their lost ones in the afterlife. This is supported by the fact that there are rarely any middle to old aged suicide bombers seen. In this way, drone attacks are escalating the issues they are meant to solve.

The people of the tribal areas are the people whose stories of hospitality, as well as bravery are told even today. The rest of the world does not know these people as they have not adopted the modern ways of communication and social networking, which has lead to their portrayal as extremists by the media. It’s in the nature of these tribals that matters are solved with mutual discussion in the presence of elders and leaders. But it’s also in their nature that the use of force will only lead to a more forceful reaction. They can never be suppressed by force and will fight till their last drop of blood. To resolve the issues that the US has with the people they drone, they need to study and understand them. These attacks are against the sovereignty of our country under the article 2(4) of the UN Charter. As the new government has taken charge in Pakistan, its time to reconsider our policies regarding our tribal areas. The government should work towards improving the lifestyle of these people, educating them and providing them with the protection that is the right of every citizen.

Reference: www.defence.pk


The Plump Patriotic Pakistani Awards

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Welcome people to the ceremony of the first Plump Patriotic Pakistani Awards (PPPA, also called the Papas).

Today, we hand out this new award to all those patriots who have continued to make sure that Pakistan remains to be hailed as the greatest bastion of faith, feistiness and froth.

I, Zion Warhead Hamid, am proud to host the first installment of these awards that would turn sissy, imperialist events like the Oscars into Zionist dust!

So, good looking patriotic ladies who only nod to what I say and kung-fu black belt gentlemen who rightly believe Bruce Lee was mysteriously murdered because he had decided to convert to Islam, let’s begin this glorious ceremony. Please stand up for the national anthem!

Pakistan national anthem (in Arabic)

Alhamdulillah! We finally have an anthem in our own language. Okay, now please welcome my co-host for the evening, Mr. Wali Razzmatazz

Hello Wali.

Blughhhh!!

Oh, my. What did you have for breakfast?

Zionist cornflakes!

Ah, it figures. You should have had the Yemeni pancakes that I gave you, fool.

Sorry, guru. I was tricked into eating those disgusting things. I think the Illuminati are trying to poison me. But I washed them down with Coke.

You washed down the Illuminati?

No, the cornflakes.

(Someone from the audience): Hey! Coke is also owned by Zionists!

Blughhh!

Oh, my. Wali you must take some medicine.

(Someone from the audience): Hey! Wali, medicine brands are owned by Zionists!

Yes. True. That’s why we need to revive Islamic Science. In fact, our first Papa is for the category of Best Modern Pakistani Traditional Islamic Scientist. And the nominees are: Dr. Aamir Attack, Dr. Nakir Zaik, Dr. Aagha Waterkit Hasselhoff and the great Dr. Maurice Bastille Bucaille Bamby Bombshell Bon Voyage Bon Appetite! Wali, can you please do the honours …

Sure. And the winner is, Dr. Blugghh!!!

Really? But his name is not on the list …

No, I mean, Doctor … blugghhh!!

For heaven’s sake, comrade. Throwing up in front of liberal fascists makes sense. Not here. Take a hold of yourself.

Okay. Can I have some popcorn?

Only the halal ones.

Of course, guru. I’d rather stick my head in a microwave oven than eat non-halal popcorn!

(Someone from the audience): Hey! What if the microwave is made by Zionists too?

Blughhhh!!

Please brother audience. Comrade Wali is a very sensitive man. Zionist bankers are trying to rob him, Hindu baniyas are trying to steal from him, western imperialist multinationals are trying to corrupt him and the Illuminati are trying to give him a haircut …

(Someone from the audience): But he has no hair!

That’s beside the point you Indian agent! Wali, please announce the winner of the best modern Pakistani traditional Islamic scientist.

Okay. And the winner is, Dr. Maurice Bastille Bucaille Bamby Bombshell Bon Voyage Bon Appetite!

Applause (in Arabic)

Wonderful! Dr. Maurice kindly come forth and take your Papa.

Dr. Maurice Bastille Bucaille Bamby Bombshell Bon Voyage Bon Appetite.
Dr. Maurice Bastille Bucaille Bamby Bombshell Bon Voyage Bon Appetite.

Thank you, thank you. This is such an honor. I want to thank Shaikh Bin Saudi Al-Abarbia for …

Is he also a scientist?

No, he’s my financier.

A financier-scientist then.

No, I’m the scientist. He’s the financier.

You mean you’re the Islamic scientist and he’s the Islamic financier?

Yes, even though I’m Christian.

… but the financier is Muslim?

Yes, actually Islamic.

Islamic-Muslim.

Precisely.

Ma’shallah.

Yes. So, thank you to the Islamic-Muslim world for appreciating my book ‘Islamic Nuclear Physics & the Miracle of the Saudi Petro-Dollar’ …

You’re a PhD in physics?

No, I’m a general physician.

An Islamic-Muslim-physicist-physician?

No an Islamic-Muslim-physician-physician-who’s-a-Christian.

An Islamic-Muslim-Christian.

Yes, the pay is good.

And Islamic.

Yes, and …

STOP!

Dr. Aamir Attack. Please take your seat.

No, you @@#$%^&%$#!! I should have won this award! He’s not even a Pakistani!

But he’s done great deeds for the Muslim ummah.

Islamic-Muslim-ummah, mind you.

Yes, Islamic-Muslim-ummah.

But I have also done great deeds for Islamic science!

We recognise that, brother-doctor Aamir, but …

No! How is his book better than my Islamic scientific work that proved that the Pakistan cricket team keeps losing matches because they have green coloured soles underneath their cricket shoes?

It was brilliant work indeed, brother doctor. But some Muslims as opposed to Islamic-Muslims ran a propaganda campaign against you suggesting you are uncouth, abusive and mad!

Alhamdulillah!

I know. Thus, I have decided to give you the award now. Congratulations!

You have?

Yes. It’s yours, brother doctor.

STOP!

Brother Dr. Nakir Zaik, please sit down.

The award should go to me! Brothers and sisters, sisters and brothers, as it is clearly stated in chapter 4, line 2, of paragraph 14 in Lord of the Rings book 3 and scene 77 of The Arrivals …

Dr. Nakir Zaik
Dr. Nakir Zaik

Comrade cutie, I mean, comrade Wali, please announce the nominees for the next category.

But he’s quoting from The Arrivals. It is brilliant films like these that have made men like you and so intelligent, guru.

Actually you’re right. Thus, Dr. Nakir …

Yes, brother and sister, sister and brother.

The award is yours.

Jazzakallah, brother and sister, sister and brother, as is stated in chapter 11, page 14, paragraph 9, line 3 after the 200th full-stop and 277th semi-colon of ‘The Dangers of Shaving’ …

Blughhh!

Its okay, comrade Wali. Shaving is okay if done with a halal razor.

Phew.

And now for some entertainment we will present a skit. It’s written by one of the finest political satirists of our generation, Dr. Yunus Bhaand. And here he is presenting a biting political satire on … Meera.

(Someone from the audience): Wow. How bold of him.

It is, isn’t it? Poking fun at such malicious sacred cows and dangerous elements like … Meera.

Okay, then. That was funny and biting and very politically satirical. Please Wali, can you now announce the next category. Pansy.

The next category is for the Best Modern Pakistani Traditional Islamic Historian. And the nominees are: (1) Scholar and former Head Chef of the I As I, General Gul Bull for his book ‘ Bin Qasim: The First Pious Benevolent Ruler-General of the Pakistan Army’; (2) Brilliant Islamic-physicist and part-time nuclear businessman, Dr. Kadeem Khan, for his book ‘Confessions of a Nuclear Hit Man;’ (3) Dr. Oreo Maqbool Jan-e-Janam for his book ‘Malicious Mughal King Akbar - The Shenanigans of the first Muslim Liberal Fascist;’; and (4) Doctor, Surgeon, Historian, Military Expert, Revolutionary, Supreme Commander of the coming Ghanzwa and all-round hunk, Zion Warhead Hamid for his brilliant, insightful, stimulating, intoxicating, breathtaking, war-making lectures on how to decode the Zionist, Hindu, Western geo-political hold of Vimeo by uploading old grainy videos of Dr. Warhead exhibiting his judo skills. And the winner is …

Me!

Of course, guru. And we have invited another athletic patriotic hunk and political analyst, Sangsar Abbasi, to give you this award!

Really? Sob, sob, weep, weep, sniff, sniff I’m so happy.

Pious ladies and manly men, please welcome, Mr. Sangsar Abbasi!

Thank you. By the way, is there anyone in the audience still viewing YouTube?

Astaghfarullah! God forbid!

Good. What about liberal fascists?

Bluggghh!! Please, stop it.

Hmm. Any Muslims who aren’t Islamic-Muslims?

Of course not! Please finish your speech, already. I want my award.

Why wasn’t anyone from the Lawyers community invited to the ceremony?

(Someone in the audience): They’re busy showering rose petals on killers?

Mr. Warhead, I thought there weren’t any liberal fascists in the audience.

Oh, they must just be some Blackwater guys or Indian infiltrators. We’ll lynch them after the show. Please finish your speech.

Okay. Here it is. Half a kilo carrots; 1 kilo green chilies; 2 boxes of hair dye; 7 … hey. This is the grocery list my boss at Peo TV gave me. Where’s my speech?

You get groceries for your boss?

Yes. So what?

Nothing.

Sangsar Abbasi demonstrates his analytical skills.
Sangsar Abbasi demonstrates his analytical skills.

You lucky bugger. All I do is get Dr. Warhead’s groceries and …

Is that a problem?

Of course not, guru.

Did you dry-clean my lal topee?

Yes, guru.

Who took my speech?

I want my award. Now!

The award’s mine!

General Bull, kindly sit down. I’ve won the award, fair and square.

Where’s the damn speech?

The awards mine, you joker. I fought in the Afghan War. I toppled the Soviet Union. I planned the Kashmir jihad. I killed Darth Vader.

General Gul in his prime.
General Gul in his prime.

Please General Gul Bull, I also fought in the Afghan War, toppled the Soviet Union, planned the Kashmir jihad and killed Darth Vader. What’s more, I was trained by al-Yoda and am about to invade Bharat …

(Someone from the audience): Yes, on Facebook!

Shut up, traitor!

Where the hell’s my speech?

Give me the award, give me the award …!

Bluugghh!

ENOUGH!

Dr. Kadeem.

Yes!

The award’s mine, Dr. Kadeem.

See, this is why the ungodly secular pro-drone liberal fascist scum are winning in Pakistan!

They are? I thought there were just 16 of them.

Sixteen are bad enough, fool. Look how just one of them defaced the honor of our beloved Pakistan by winning that imperialist statuette, Oscar, for a demeaning documentary on acid attacks on women.

True. It was all fake.

Yes, just like that Swat flogging video!

Yes. These 16 are winning because we patriotic Islamic-Muslims saviors of Islamic Republic and the ummah and the atom bum are fighting among ourselves on petty issues.

A massive rally of Pakistani liberals.
A massive rally of Pakistani liberals.

But, but, but … Papa is a major award and it will help me get more and more ‘likes’ on Facebook and further advance my march on Red Fort in New Delhi.

Commotion in the audience

What’s happening?

Guru, Maya Khurant just raided the hall!

I Maya. You immoral. This is an outrage! All the men and women in this hall are unmarried! They’re all dating. It’s against our cultural and religious customs. I am here to capture there immoral acts on camera.

Ms. Maya Khurant.
Ms. Maya Khurant.

Nice dress, Maya.

Thank you. It’s designer stuff.

(Someone in the audience): Are you married to your cameraman?

No!

Then why are you roaming around with him?

Get him! I want shots of him and his girlfriend.

That’s my mom, fool!

Prove it!

That’s not designer stuff you’re wearing.

It is!

Prove it!

Dr. Kadeem Khan arrives at the awards ceremony.
Dr. Kadeem Khan arrives at the awards ceremony.

Where the hell’s my Speech? Dr. Kadeem, please do something.

ENOUGH! We’ve got such great patriots here. How will we be able to wipe-out liberal scum and Indian, American, British, Ahmadi agents, Shezan drinkers and Non-Islamic-Muslims if we continue fighting among ourselves over a small award?

You are right, Dr. Kadeem. We are sorry.

That’s true. Blughhh!

Maya, Dr. Aamir, General Bull and all the other nominees, please come up here and let’s share the award together.

Guru.

What?

They’re all here. But where’s Dr. Kadeem?

He was just right here … Hey! Where’s the award?

The din of our apathy

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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
In this noisy city, voices are lost, subdued or crushed under the feet of the running mob. Not just the voices, but also the cries, the complaints, and even emotions are trampled. Anyone who comes to the city loses themselves in this swarm of voices. Not only do they forget themselves, but also tend to lose track of their surroundings. The car horns, muddled music blaring from the tapes of the buses, motorcycles without silencers and the rickshaws roaring past enters our heads from one ear and leaves from the other. The din that the sirens of the rushing police vans and ambulances make; the racket made by protesters and their slogans; the tumultuous noise of the gunshots, heard in times of anger have now all become the norm in times of happiness. In other places, one hears the ruckus made by generators running day and night, or motors providing water supply to the residents.

Everywhere, there are beeping mobiles and computers, or the sound of the azaan from countless mosques, or the timely, untimely use of the loudspeaker by the Maulvi Sahab. There was once a time that televisions and radio sets were perceived as being dangerous to faith. Now, these two appliances have been taken over completely by these Maulvi Sahabs, who create a storm of noise that is transmitted to the public through TV and radio.

There was also a time when music used to be melodious, and soothing to the ears. But now it has turned into a cacophonous collection of noises. Neither can one hear the singer’s voice, nor can one recognise the instrument being played. When one tries to watch a show, there is nothing to watch except arguments, yelling matches and weeping.

-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
That leaves us with news channels that find it difficult to get ratings unless they torment your brain. Talk shows are just another form of wrestling that one may watch in the comforts of one’s home. Those who used to provoke fights, and then resolve them in the neighbourhood are now being hired at a hefty salary as talk show hosts. If a talk show host can make their guests use the highest number of expletives to degrade their guests, as well as provoke them to do the same in return, then that TV host gets paid the highest amount. Today, the members of this group are earning in millions, and are simultaneously enabling the public to release their hatred, watch someone being degraded and harassed, and helping the masses by fulfilling their desire of cheap entertainment.

The inclination towards insensitivity, detachment, and torture is increasing everyday; human beings are turning into monsters, ever ready to gobble each other up. Of course this has not all happened in a single day, but has been a slow and steady progress. Technically, we wait for a single month, during which we attempt to control ourselves, as well as control our anger and hunger. But even that doesn’t last the entire month; we end up losing control on the very first day of the month, again becoming more than ever ready to gobble each other up. Silence is a form of worship; but our worship gets suppressed in the ruckus created by a screaming maulvi.

-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro

It is the noise that fills the city dwellers with bitterness, and kills their finer emotions. It fills the people with an insensitivity that not only blocks out the noise from their surroundings, but also prevents them from hearing the noise that exists within them. Their own cries are then sacrificed at the altar of noise. Everyone only thinks of themselves. The holy month has barely begun and two women have already been trampled upon when a group of women stampeded in a rush to get aid.

When city dwellers run towards the sea in order to rid themselves of the noise of the city, even the poor sea watches the people in astonishment. Instead of listening to the melodious sound of the sea waves, people bring humongous decks along and play noise in the name of music, strengthening the monster within them. There are also those people who own big cars, and like to drive their vehicles at full speed on the Seaview road. They apply brakes suddenly, and the friction between the wheels, tyres and the road adds to the noise in the atmosphere. These people enjoy this, and the fact that their friends praise them for their prowess in this.

This is a strange fix that the nation has become addicted to. Whether it is a happy news, the sighting of the moon for Ramazan or Eid, if someone’s getting married, or someone had a son, or even if our cricket team wins by mistake, or a leader’s death by the very hands of his mourners. No matter if the news is happy or sad; our feelings must be expressed by aerial firing. Large amounts of money are spent in the guise of bullets, merely within a few moments. There was once a time when rose petals used to be thrown everywhere to celebrate, but sadly, now we have thrown our refinement and aesthetic tastes into the rubbish bin.

The rubbish has become a part of our lives. Whether it is a park, mosque, home, an eatery, or a place to drink water from, and even the beach, not a single place has been left untarnished. Whether walking, driving, travelling in a car or bus, or on a motorcycle, everyone is spitting paan everywhere, colouring everything red as they go. Then they pride themselves on their culture. I shall throw the rubbish, but someone else must pick it up. The government is responsible for it, and I’m not the government. Those who are in the government have come down from the sky. My job is to contaminate; cleaning is the job of those who are paid to clean after me.

What actually is my job is not my concern. I have become so insensitive that I can sit near an overflowing gutter, and drink tea, and eat chaat. If I don’t get a seat on the bus, then I can easily travel on its roof, because I must get home anyhow. I also have to leave for work when it is still dark in the morning. My children hardly ever see my face during the week, but what can I do? I must work, or I won’t be able to provide my children with the simple food that I feed them. Life is merely passing in all this noise, despite the decided lack of water and gas supplies. The gutters are overflowing; there are rubbish dumps everywhere; while the noise continues to increase daily.

Those who still remember the trees, the greenery, the water, the waves of the sea, and the chirping birds, those who know that silence itself is a form of worship, are probably moving away from here one by one, while the city continues to lose itself in the garbage dumps, concrete blocks and a sky clouded with smoke, reverberating with noise of the gunshots.

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Natural disasters, unnatural outcomes

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The evening began with rain and thunder and the night ended in pitch darkness. Flooded streets and rail tracks left cars, buses, and trains submerged in water as the city literally shut down after rains crippled the urban infrastructure.

No, it’s not about flooding in Lahore or Karachi; it’s about Toronto, Canada’s largest city, which was paralyzed by flash floods on Monday when thousands were stranded at work as heavy rains flooded parts of the city. Most affected was the transport infrastructure causing disruptions to regional trains and underground subways. For those whose commute, it would take 30 minutes or less on a regular day, they spent several hours making their way home through streets submerged in water only to be met with flooded basements at home. Losses are estimated at $700 million dollars.

It has been a tough few weeks in Canada. Last month flash floods in Alberta destroyed several neighbourhoods in Calgary and other towns in Western Canada. Even animals from the Calgary’s zoo had to be evacuated. Last week a runaway train in Lac-Mégantic, a small town in Eastern Canada, killed 20 and completely destroyed the town’s centre. Another 30 are still missing, but are feared dead. The Canadians have faced natural and man-made disasters with courage and resolve. More importantly, they have done this peacefully and without holding their government or a conspiracy theory responsible for their sudden misfortunes.

Imagine the grief in Lac-Mégantic, a small town of 6,000 individuals, losing 50 people and part of the town in a completely avoidable accident. In such a tight-knit small community, no one would have been left untouched by the tragedy. Still, the owner of the rail company, whose train caused death and destruction, arrived in town and held an impromptu press conference. Had this been Pakistan, the owners would have either fled the country or been lynched by the unruly mob.

Why is that people in Canada and other similar places react peacefully to unprecedented challenges and hardships that may even include the death of their loved ones. And why is that people in places like Pakistan people resort to violence and irrational behaviour when tragedy strikes? Why in Pakistan, for instance, the mob almost always torches the bus and tries to harm the driver after it accidentally runs over a pedestrian or another motorist?

Heavy rainfall on Monday left Toronto flooded and without power for two days. Our neighbourhood in a Toronto suburb was without power for over 40 hours. Such events are rare in Toronto. In fact, up until last Monday, most Canadians had not heard of load shedding. This changed when the City’s electricity provider tweeted: “We are currently at capacity with the supply of electricity provided by Hydro One and at their request we have begun load shedding.”

The newspapers had to decode it for Canadians: ‘load shedding equals controlled blackouts’.

A GO Train is stranded on flooded tracks in Toronto. -AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Winston Neutel
A GO Train is stranded on flooded tracks in Toronto. -AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Winston Neutel

With losses running into in hundreds of millions of dollars in Toronto, and into billions in Alberta, there is, however, no finger pointing at the government or worse, resorting to conspiracy theories. People in Toronto realise that flooding was caused by extreme weather that dumped 126 mm of rain in a single day.

“We had 90 millimetres of rain within an hour and a half at the airport,” Peter Kimbell, a meteorologist at Environment Canada, told Canada’s National Post.

Now, contrast this with what happened in Pakistan on July 23, 2001 when flash floods inundated several neighbourhoods in Rawalpindi and Islamabad. Within a short span of 10 hours between 6:00 am and 4:00 pm, 620 mm of rainfall was recorded in the region causing massive flooding in the twin cities. In total, 150 lives were lost and almost 400,000 individuals were directly affected. The damages were estimated at $250 million.

What happened after the floods was interesting. First, were the accusations against the government that it should have been able to pre-empt flooding. Such expectations of any government are unrealistic. Even Canada’s most advanced city, Toronto, buckled under 126 mm of rainfall. How could Rawalpindi’s administration, with its meager resources, pre-empt flooding caused by over 600 mm of rain?

Many conspiracy theories emerged soon after. Some blamed the administration of deliberately releasing water from Rawal Dam to save Islamabad. Others blamed India of redirecting the flood to Pakistan. And then there were others who believed that the floods were engineered by the government to divert people’s attention. Feeding the rumour mill were several news outlets who refused to educate the masses about the fact that natural disasters are hard to predict and, at times, impossible to avoid.

What the governments could do is to plan and deliver improved relief services and support. It is, however, known from the 2001 and subsequent floods, as well as the October 2005 earthquake in Pakistan’s northern areas that the state apparatus continues to be ill-prepared to deal with natural or other disasters. Thus the inadequate post disaster relief feeds public anger and makes masses more susceptible to rumours and false propaganda.

Unlike man-made disasters, extreme natural disasters are becoming more frequent. A good starting point for post disaster relief would be to acknowledge the fact that governments do not and cannot control everything, especially climate. Canadians know this and that is why they join the government in relief efforts.

Pakistanis have done the same in the past. Without exception they have assisted the state in disaster relief. But at the same time, Pakistanis continue to subscribe to conspiracy theories. They may want to give up the practice as it impedes relief efforts and creates an environment of distrust.

Bin Laden’s hat and other stories

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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro
The children of his caretakers called him “Miskeen Baba”, he liked to wear a cowboy hat while working in the garden, for snacks he preferred apples or chocolate. These are just some of the inane details of Bin Laden’s life on the run that you would have been able to learn from the leaked report of the Abbottabad Commission. I say had, because to the disappointment of those who crave the domestic details of absconding terrorists, the link to the dossier leaked by Al-Jazeera appears to be blocked inside Pakistan. Like the dancing fat children and skateboarding grandmas of YouTube, the intrigues and entertainments of Osama’s Abbottabad abode are now unavailable to the curious Pakistani.

All is not lost, when one cannot have something, it is best to degrade it and downplay its value. In this sense, many of the leaked report’s purported revelations are really no news at all. Take for instance, what the report called an “implosion of governance”. This condition refers to the fact that no Pakistani Government authorities, from the property tax office (the Bin Ladens did not pay property taxes for six years) to the utility companies (illegally obtained meters under different names) to the zoning authorities (18.5 meter walls!), paid any attention whatsoever to the Bin Ladens. Similarly, inattentive were the intelligence authorities, the various wings of the military who should have noticed a vagabond terrorist and his harem, or have been alert to two American helicopters flying into the heart of the country. It is all very sad, but for Pakistani consumption, all very predictable, a 337 page report to lay out again what everyone knows and is reminded of everyday, is in the frugal days of circular debt, simply indulgent.

While the loss of a thick compendium of Pakistan’s already well known failings may not be one that we mourn much, Pakistanis should sulk at being deprived of the portions of the report that mirror our country’s conundrums with identity, authenticity and our enduring obsession with becoming Arab. These emerge most prominently in the stories of the two brothers Ibrahim and Abrar Al-Kuwaiti, the Pakistanis who served as Bin Laden’s front men. While the interactions between Osama the man and the two lackeys he trusted is not particularly noteworthy, the interactions between the wives certainly is. The wives of the two brothers Bushra and Maryam, were both largely ignored by the uppity Mrs. Bin Ladens, their meetings, the report tells us were limited to a paltry 10 minutes a month. Such silence and restraint between those relegated to a secluded existence in a decrepit house could only happen between Arabs and the South Asians they consider inherently inferior.

And the tension doesn’t end there, in a dramatic moment worthy of a soap opera, Rahma the precocious little girl of one of the brothers, recognises what she has believed to be an old, poor man to be Bin Laden. The scenario could not be better scripted by the most talented of screen writers. Its first episode occurs when while being tutored in the Holy Quran by Sumayya Bin Laden, the little girl unexpectedly encounters and then greets the mysterious man. The second comes when she sees the same man on an Al-Jazeera Television newscast and recognises him. In the very worst of childish hunches realised Miskeen Baba is actually Osama Bin Laden! For the first transgression, all the caretaker’s children are banned from the Bin Laden house forever. For the second, all the women, the wives and daughters of Ibrahim and Abrar Al-Kuwaiti, are banned from watching television. Many more long boring nights in Abbottabad in store for them.

The darkest and most tragically comic moment comes in the report’s recounting of the raid. After the bravado, heavy and adjective heaped accounts coming from the members of Seal Team Six, these present the pathetic condition of the Bin Laden household and the ease with which they were ultimately taken down. The report presents accounts of what each of the wives was doing and of what they said. Prominent and highlighted in this instance is the ineptitude of the police in Abbottabad. The report’s writers seem perplexed by the fact that the police is ill-informed about the goings on of Pakistan’s military intelligence agencies, the rest of us would not perhaps have been able to feign such confusion. It is in the context of this, that the most memorable words recorded in the report are uttered. According to the testimony of the police DIG who did ultimately arrive at the scene, Khairiyya Bin Laden, Osama’s eldest wife turned to him and said in English “Now you come, when everything over”. In that moment perhaps, this Mrs. Osama Bin Laden was closest than she had ever been to the Pakistani experience in her years of residence in the country … for those words are ones that every Pakistani can understand.

Weekly Classics: Snatch

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Look at the title. What did you think of when you read that for the first time? I dislike the concept of blurbs and for years I didn’t watch this movie because I thought it would be some ode to Madonna’s lady parts. It may still be that, but I don’t have the capacity to undertake a reading quite so intimate (or deranged). According to the Oxford English dictionary, Snatch means a ‘short amount of time’, ‘the act of snatching’, ‘a kidnapping’ and of course, the holiest of holies. Despite being a drastically popular film with a renowned cast, the project is somewhat deemed as a cult favourite.

The film starts with Turkish’s (Jason Statham) voice introducing his character in the movie, that of his partner (no homo) Tommy (Stephen Graham) and the conundrum of diamonds. ‘Don’t they come from Antwerp?’

The audience then takes on the eyes and ears of CCTV cameras and follows a group of Hasidic Jews walk into a building. They are discussing the fascination towards the surreal conception of Christ which is a blatant reference to the breakfast table discussion in Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs. This discussion delightfully unravels itself into a heavily armed, super loud jewel heist in which Frankie ‘Four Fingers’ (Benicio del Toro) nabs an 86 carat diamond. His market in New York, Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina) advises him to go see Doug ‘The Head’ (Mike Reid) in London. One of Frankie’s fellow robbers asks him to give over his gun to him and suggests he acquire a new one whilst in London by going to see Boris ‘The Blade’ (Rade Serbedzija). Unbeknownst to Frankie, Boris the blade and this suggestive thief are actually brothers who wish to relieve him of his very precious New York bound cargo. Due to an infamous weakness towards gambling, he has unwittingly been detoured in the direction of a fixed boxing match.

This is where Brick Top (Alan Ford) is introduced to us, notorious, as a man whose debt you do not want to be in and for using farm animals as tool to make bodies disappear. Turkish and Tommy approach him to try and convince him to let one of their men fight in the fixed boxing match which Brick Top agrees to. Another thing on Turkish’s agenda is to get a new caravan and for some bizarre reason, the reasonable thing to do is to purchase it from a gypsy named Mickey O’ Neil. Tommy and ginormous Gorgeous George (Adam Fogerty) are sent to trek down to their campsite and do the best they can to not get ripped off. Their proprietor happens to be Brad Pitt and there’s a reason you can’t understand a word he’s saying in his weird cockamamie leprechaun accent. It’s not gibberish; it’s the result of insulting an artist. For Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, several people criticised Guy Ritchie for the incomprehensible accents of his characters, so for Snatch he gave you a beautiful face but now neither the audience nor the characters in the film can understand a word that comes out of it.

Being Gypsies, their reputation for being crooked and ruthless precedes them therefore, it is really no surprise that when smiling Tommy is riding away with his beautiful new caravan, its wheels don’t quite fall off, they were not attached to the mobile home in the first place. The entire contraption was just balanced on wheels but Mickey insists that ‘The deal was you bought it like you saw it. Hey, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. See that car? Just use it for you're not welcome anymore. You should f^@* off now while you still got the legs to carry you.’ But you won’t know he’s saying that unless you watch the film several times … or have subtitles. This seems to insult George and after one thing leads to another and Mickey magnanimously declares that he ‘ain’t f^@*%( you. [He’ll] fight you for it.’ Him being half the size of Gorgeous, Tommy readily accepts as this guarantees that they get their caravan money back. In the barn though, the story is slightly different, yes Brad Pitt is still minuscule in comparison to the incarnation of the Hulk as well as being, thankfully, shirtless, he is far too confident for someone about to get creamed. After taking a beating, Mickey turns into David and George into Goliath and we all know how that story goes, it takes one punch to knock him out. So it is revealed that the sneaky gypsy is actually a bare-knuckle boxing champion.

With Gorgeous George being the furthest thing from ready to box, Boris the Blade waiting for Frankie and his diamond at the bookies to bet on the fixed boxing match, Brick Top out of a boxer for the match that he has fixed, all signs are deliciously, pointing to carnage.

This is an ensemble cast film, where almost every character is given as much priority and screen time as the other. This works out really well because it’s a film based on the crime scene in London, being the crime world, there can be no real protagonist. Everyone is essentially a crook and the whole idea behind choosing such a mean looking cast is to emphasise on the authenticity of their situation. The amalgamation of nationalities and accents, the kinetic editing and direction of the movie adds splendidly to the energy. Written by Guy Ritchie the dialogue will be tattooed across your speech, or at least you’ll want it to be. Yes, it is rated R but almost all the deaths happen off screen. And there are about thirty casualties. Unlike Hitchcock though, the violence is not suggested or placebo’ed in your mind. It is just carried out with such nonchalance and humour that you won’t really notice that when Brick Top is discussing the boxing match with Turkish, he is really feeding bits of colleague to his pet pigs.

You should watch this film because if you don’t, people will rightfully judge you for it. But in all seriousness, Guy Ritchie’s films are entertaining, fast paced and wonderfully witty. So if I haven’t managed to convince you to indulge in some enticing London underground, then just watch the film to make conversation more entertaining. You can start on this enlightening journey by clicking here.

The fault in our stars: A book review

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When you know all along while reading a book, what is coming your way, the novel instantaneously loses its charm. Even though the blurb at the back of The Fault in our Stars by John Green didn’t seem to suggest anything very original, I decided to give the book a shot out of sheer curiosity – owing to the immense hype. Admittedly, I knew what I was bargaining for, but I still hoped the novel would surprise me. It didn’t. It was plain redundant. Fortunately, it wasn’t a long book. So my suffering was short-lived. And I say this at the risk of sounding insensitive about a book which deals with two cancer-ridden patients.

Here’s the overtly-romanticised story based in Indianapolis: Hazel Grace, a 16-years-old teenager, is increasingly disillusioned towards life. She is suffering from cancer and spends most of her time thinking about death. A drug called Phalanxifor affords her a few years. Hazel’s parents force her into attending a Support Group for cancer patients where she meets Augustus Waters, a 17-year-old lad in remission. Both are attracted to each other instantly, without any misgivings. While, understandably, romantic decisions in your teens aren’t supposed to be exactly judicious, one can’t help getting irked at the author for making it seem so opportune.

Both hit up with each other extremely well and have animated conversations. Following Augustus’ probing, Hazel even shares her favourite novel “The Imperial Affliction”. The latter becomes a subject of many of their subsequent conversations after Augustus decides to read it. Both are consumed with curiosity about the novel’s incomplete ending. Hazel’s only wish in the world is to know what happens to its characters.

Augustus takes it upon himself to fulfill Hazel’s wish and manages to correspond with the assistant of Amsterdam-based author Peter van Houten for a permitted meeting. He uses his only wish from the imaginary “Make a Wish Foundation” to arrange a trip to Amsterdam for Hazel and himself, so that they can rendezvous with the author and question him about the novel’s elusive ending.

Although the trip they undertake with Hazel’s mother is the defining point of the novel, the ‘feigned’ aspect does not miss you. It is on the trip that Hazel and Augustus fall in love. They even meet the solitary, alcoholic author of “The Imperial Affliction”, but the meeting doesn’t transpire as they had hoped. The duo is unable to procure any answers from the author, who turns out to be a jerk. Deeply upsetting and bewildering, this overwhelming tragedy is only redeemed when they are shown around Amsterdam by the author’s assistant. Afterwards, they consummate their relationship and Augustus confesses to Hazel that his cancer is back with increased ferocity. Even though he promises to fight it for her sake, it is evident that he won’t survive. While this revelation is moving, it also seems affected and unconvincing. The barely four-day trip is the epitome of everything that is there to the plot. Whatever happens before and after the trip are just unnecessary supplements. You can persevere with reading, after telling yourself that it is okay for everything to be so glaringly obvious. Having made my disclaimer, I will now commence further.

So the pair returns to Indianapolis and the end is as tragic as expected. Except for some excitement concerning Augustus’ eulogy to Hazel and how she manages to obtain it, there is nothing to write home about.

When the story finished, I, too, had a wish like Hazel. I wished ardently that Green had not made the novel so predictable.

The Malala movement

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We all know the story of Malala, but the story has long evolved into a phenomenal movement like an oasis in a desert of inactivity against educational injustice. When did her story grow into a movement?

At the point when it began inspiring people around the world into action. At the point when someone like me was inspired to sit here at the London's South Bank with hundreds of lawyers, educationists, activists and members of public to observe a historic event.

On, 12 July 2013, to coincide with Malala’s 16th birthday, the United Nations General Assembly, for the first time since its inception, gave a direct voice to the children of the world as it hosted the Youth Summit.

Televised around the world, I sat side by side with complete strangers as we heard from Secretary General Ban Ki Mood tell us of his humble beginnings and his continuing drive to achieve the Millenium Goal of Global Education. We heard from UN Special Envoy for Global Education, Gordon Brown, speak about the plights from all those suffering barriers to education around the world.

Screen event of Malala Yousafzai's speech at London's South Bank. -Photo by author
Screen event of Malala Yousafzai's speech at London's South Bank. -Photo by author

But the most emotive moment came when Mr Brown paused “to introduce you and wish you Malala, something the Taliban had hoped you would never hear. Happy 16th Birthday”. The General Assembly erupted with applause, which was overshadowed only by the screams and cheers of the crowds in London, many were brought to tears.

Many, including myself, couldn't help but feel overcome with emotion as that introduction reminded us that it could so easily have been us, our children, or our sister who had been shot on 9 October 2012 and so easily killed.

When the moment came for the greatly talked about Malala to take centre stage, I was quite apprehensive that perhaps the great story and the even greater movement had outgrown young Malala. I was fully prepared for this young girl’s survival to be the greatest and most poignant part of the day.

But as Malala stood “with honour in the shawl of Benazir Bhutto Shahid” she gave a speech that was so full of passion, intelligence and eloquence that she was no doubt the envy of her seniors and world leaders alike. I had been quite prepared to observe and critique this precocious 16-year-old, like a good little lawyer, but I have nothing but pride for the 17 minutes that she spoke. I invite you to listen to her impassioned words and judge for yourself here.

Malala Yousafzai signs United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon's guest books at United Nations headquarters. -Photo by AP
Malala Yousafzai signs United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon's guest books at United Nations headquarters. -Photo by AP

For myself, I found her frequent references to Pakistan and Islam a breathe of fresh air after the polluting words of recent years. In what was one of the most surprising parts of Malala’s speech, she spoke directly of her shooting as she described,

The Talib shot me. A bullet that went through the left side of my brain. Thinking the bullet would silence me … but nothing has changed in me but this. Weakness, fear and hopelessness died. Strength, power and courage was born…

A Talib doesn’t know what is written inside this book (Quran). They think God is a tiny conservative being who would send girls to hell for reading books. But the Talib are misusing Islam in the society for their own personal benefits. Pakistan is a peace loving, democratic country. And Islam is a religion of peace, humanity and brotherhood. Islam says it is not only each child’s right but each child’s responsibility.

It was at this most impassioned point; Malala urged compassion for the Talib as taught to her by “Prophet Mohammed (pbuh), Jesus, and Buddha … Ghandhi, Jinnah … my mother and father, this is the philosophy of nonviolence I have inherited … this is what my soul is telling me. Be peaceful and love everyone.”

My heart melted as I felt the sincerity of every word that this child spoke. When I asked those around me what the name Malala had come to mean for them, from teachers who had travelled from Germany and activists from Ireland, they all described; hope; love; a sense of inspiration; renewed motivation; hope for change; a new momentum to break the barriers to education; the breaking down of labels to help us unify … and so the list went on.

But it was Sarah Brown, wife of Gordon Brown, who most aptly commented that for her it meant continue challenging governments around the world to invest in their own children’s education. I think immediately of Governments like Pakistan who continue to invest a feeble 2 per cent.

Personally, Malala reminds me of a truth long held, that if we want to fulfil this dream we must have the independence and strength to fight for it. This belief has long inspired me to fight for an education and overcome obstacles in a male dominated legal profession but the fact is we can all be doing more.

If you have 60 minutes a week between September – December please get in touch and you could help to Skype with teachers in rural Pakistani schools who desperately need to improve their English. Or perhaps host a fundraiser using the support of Girl Rising, or use this time while fasting to save money that could help fund desperately needed school resources.

There are many things that we could be doing. As Malala stood on the world stage, alongside world leaders who were uniformly male – the education inequality and gender inequality seemed inextricably linked. It is perhaps for this reason she called on women in particular as she urged,

We need education, and this time we (women) will do it by ourselves. I am not telling men to step away, but rather asking women to be independent and fight for themselves.


Suffering from high self-esteem

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I came to the US a week ago to do a show for a group of Pakistani doctors, both men and women.

I was first received by the women who took me out to lunch. They were very welcoming and like a lot of women, dying to tell me their life stories and about all the men that annoy them. One woman said, “I am a doctor, but I’m not in control of all the decisions in my life. I can do what I want most of the time, but I’m not totally free. If I’m honest, my husband does control me ultimately.”

Another woman tells me, there are three types of doctors wives. There are the trophy wives, the uneducated wives, and the doctors married to doctors. The trophy and uneducated wives feel like they’ve hit the jackpot. They are ‘married to a doctor’ – wow! But, the reality is that underneath it, the husband then controls the woman with money and sex. Then the woman has no rights and is unhappy.

They kept using the word emancipated a lot. Also describing me as an emancipated woman, which made me feel uncomfortable because the last time I heard that word was when Mariah Carey sung it in one of her songs and started taking all her clothes off.

Our lunch conversation ended with one of these female doctors saying, “It’s hard being a woman in the US.”

The next night there was a charity auction, to raise money for a kidney unit in Pakistan. But being rich Pakistanis, no one was bidding. These are people that will drench their trophy wives in gold, parade them round and boast vulgarly about how much they earn but then not put their hand up to start some charity going.

It was embarrassing to watch but when no one was bidding people turned to whoever was sitting next to them and said, “Typical Pakistanis! سستااورتنگ “

They had a range of keynote speakers who made long speeches about the importance of charity and the need to help the poor in Pakistan.

One woman who was the wife of a doctor started the auction, which consisted of diamond earrings and glittery handbags. She started her speech saying, “It’s really important being the wife of a doctor, people think we’re just wives but we have our importance too, it’s difficult but we play our role and we have responsibilities too.” There were murmurs of agreement.

I didn’t realise that being a wife was actually a profession.

I didn’t realise that being married to a man who is professionally more successful than you was an achievement.

If you are a woman who sees being married to a doctor as a badge of honour, don’t complain then, when you lose your freedom and are controlled by his power and money. You are simply there, as the famous saying goes, “To be a cook in the kitchen and a h***e in the bedroom”.

What I noticed most about this group of people was that although they had money, and their bank balances had grown, their minds had not expanded at the same rate. There wasn’t much intelligence beyond what they had learnt in physiology books, their lives hadn’t been manifested in much creativity and spontaneity.

This is why they remain judgmental and narrow minded; and very unattractive. Hugh Hefner – who looks like he’s just been dug up, to me, is more attractive than one of these Pakistani doctors.

To people brought up in the West like me, we are really not that impressed if some arrogant Pakistani man tries to chat me up with the line, “I’m a doctor …” So what?

I suffer from high self-esteem. So the fact that you think I’m going to be impressed because you are a doctor, really has no effect on me whatsoever.

Before I went on stage that night I said to the group of women, “Can you tell me what the audience is like?”

They said, “The men are all the same. Bald, big bellies, and all on Viagra.”

I might be in with a chance.

Don’t let Malala down, stand up and be counted

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How many times, O the people of Pakistan have you seen representatives from around the world giving a standing ovation to a Pakistani? The UN Secretary General wiping off his tears while listening to a Pakistani? Young men and women from many nations vying with each other to get closer to a Pakistani?

Perhaps never.

So be happy that you have a daughter like Malala. Be proud of this little girl who brought you so much positive attention at a time when the whole world looks at you with fear and suspicion.

Bow down in gratitude and wipe not your tears for they will wash away your sins. And you may have committed many. But your greatest sin is silence.

You are silent when your priests incite violence, when they urge you to kill those who disagree with them. Although you too disagree with them, you do not speak up. Worse still, when they ask you to empty your pockets for hired killers, you do so without thinking of the consequences.

You are silent when suicide bombers kill innocent people in your streets. When extremists bomb mosques and kill worshippers. When they raid schools and murder little children.

One of them put a bullet through Malala’s head because she, unlike you, refused to be silent when they tried to snatch her books.

She spoke up. She stood for her rights. And she defied them by going to school, ignoring their threats.

And now that the entire world is answering her call, praising her defiance, embracing her as a beacon of hope against the forces of darkness, many among you are jealous of her.

Some curse her. Others call her an American agent and some say she is an enemy of Islam.

Yes, most of you do not endorse such views. You do recognise what she has done for you by defying the forces of evil. Yet, you are silent; not because you are afraid.

You cannot be afraid because you are the overwhelming majority. If you just come out in the streets to show that you reject these forces of darkness, they will run away.

You are so many that if you just allow yourself to be counted, you can do anything and everything you want.

But you do not bother. You are too busy with your daily chores. You have been imprisoned. Enslaved. You cannot break out of your prison. You cannot break your chains.

So you prefer to be silent.

You are silent but your enemies are not.

Soon after Malala spoke at the United Nations, they invaded her Facebook, posting crude remarks on her page, calling her an “American agent.”

Can a million people visit her page tomorrow and show the whole world that there are people in Pakistan who love this girl? Can you let these evil-doers know how wrong they are? Can you stand up for the bravest girl you have had in generations?

And there are others among you who say that many others also have spoken against militants, even sacrificed their lives fighting the terrorists, why are they forgotten?

Well, if you really care for those who sacrificed their lives in the fight against militancy, then join Malala. Do not oppose her. It will hurt your cause. Do not be jealous. Jealousy is negative; it sometimes causes more damaging than the enemy’s gun.

And here is a little story to cheer you up:

A peasant was chopping timber in the woods. Another peasant was watching him; comfortably seated on a fallen tree trunk. The man cutting the timber was using a heavy axe, lifting it above his head and hitting the wood with effort.

Every time, the chopper hit the wood, the second peasant cried out: “Wow, well done.”

When the woodcutter finished his work, the peasant went to him and demanded his fee.

“For what?” asked the wood chopper.

“For cheering you up,” said the peasant.

The woodcutter did not agree that the peasant needs to be paid for cheerleading.

The dispute led them to Mullah Nasruddin.

Nasruddin listened to both sides and then took out a purse.

He took some coins out of the purse and dropped them one at a time on his desk. The coins tinkled and clinked onto the wood desk.

“Did you hear the sound of the coins jingling?” he asked the cheerleader.

“Yes, I did,” he replied.

“Then you have received your rightful payment. You supplied the sound and you got paid in sound.”

So be the chopper, not just a cheerleader.

Ailing ties: A dual citizen's story

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The morning I found out that the United States’ plans to slash economic aid requests to Pakistan had reached headline news in Karachi, my dad was speaking to me on the phone from New York. On his side at the time, it was American Independence Day, a day filled with barbeque cookouts, porch sit-ins, flags galore and faces gashed with joy as fireworks smear the pitch black skies.

But American Independence also marks a significant day for Pakistan. Ironically on this very day, Pakistan reached its very low in dependence, for it was the day when supply lines were reopened for Nato troops, something that causes many Pakistanis to bitterly recall the incident in Afghanistan that left 24 soldiers dead and many other Pakistanis indignant and humiliated.

“It was a horrible day,” my dad exclaimed, recalling the Nato air strikes, “America has bought out every last bit of integrity Pakistan has ever had with its aid. It feeds corruption, not heal it! You know what? Cut the aid! I’m glad they are doing so! Pakistan needs to learn to stand on its own two feet, for God’s sake!”

Although Pakistan claimed independence in 1947, it has never been the most economically self-sufficient. From its founding, it received a prestigious priority for American aid, wallowing in economic and militaristic assistance for over 60 years and rarely in civilian and public assistance. It was an independent country that hankered for dependence, dependence that rarely expressed gratitude for America’s goodwill efforts because of the persistence of anti-American sentiment.

Because of this, I saw where my dad’s indifference was coming from. It made sense. I, too wanted to be indifferent, I forced every ounce of my being towards the aloof. But something was holding me back. A slight shiver struck my spine as I walked over to my bag and took out two passports: one navy blue American passport, and one murky green Pakistani passport rested in my hands as I paused over the phone to gaze at their cosmopolitan nature.

“Don’t you think these cuts in aid will impact our traveling back and forth ‘cause of the countries drifting in ties?” I asked as I gazed worriedly at my passports.

“No!” he statically stated, “what kind of question is that?!”


It is a question asked by many curious Pakistanis as we speak. Its debate is nothing new but has been rekindled in light of America’s recent cuts. Some say that the implications behind these cuts are somber, symbolising downplay in US-Pakistani relations. Others, like my father, claim that Pakistan-US relations were always superficial, solely relying on economic and militaristic aid and never possessing any long-term benefits in the first place.

Although I partially agree with the latter perspective — for I do feel diplomatic relations have solely been defined by economic and militaristic means rather than goodwill and friendship — I share similar sentiments to those of the former perspective. I cannot help but panic for what these changing ties will do impact dual citizens like myself. What if it becomes harder for me to travel back and forth between the two countries every year? What if there comes a day where I can no longer practice my civilian duties as a Pakistani in conjunction with my duties as an American? Even worse, what if these worsening ties will further darken American perceptions on Pakistanis in general?

Keeping the last question in mind, I am taken aback to incidents and encounters in America that I use to measure these degrading ties.

I do not know if it is just me, but I feel each year, as Pakistan and the United States wrangle, my personal encounters in the United States grow wearier. In airports, TSA questioning gets lengthier, harder, harsher. Rubber gloves slipping my passport into a neon green envelope as if it were evidence from a crime scene, the guards ask me with stern, cold eyes, “Have you ever trained with Islamic militants? Have you ever engaged in suicide combat? Have your friends and family ever participated in anti-American plotting? What is your purpose here in the United States?”

In my college, non-Pakistani friends would swarm around me like honeybees, asking me for my take on what the “current situation” in Pakistan is, what is my prospect on its horrors, or what is the status of my friends and families amidst the danger, just to tacitly make more obvious the ruthless politics of that country, just to infer how such ruthless politics are what largely define the country and its people. At every question, I shudder with shame. How I would steel myself against confrontation. How the anger that would puncture my eyes quickly soften into a broken smile. I am insecure in talking about Pakistan, just like how Pakistan is insecure itself.

My own family is even not an excuse. Relatives sigh in horror at every bomb blast, every indiscriminate murder, and every extremist robbing life with their vitriolic words. They root against their own country with their shame. They mourn the death for a culture that once lived.


Maybe it is just the fatalist in me that is talking here. Maybe my dad is right about Pakistan needing to stand alone. Maybe these cuts in aid and my encounters in United States have no implications on US-Pakistani relations, hence on my dual citizenship what-so-ever. Maybe, as many people like to tell me, I care too much.

Nevertheless, I do care. Being a dual citizen is a rich and complicated opportunity, fraught with many conflicts, risks and benefits. It collapses, but does not necessarily destroy the distance you feel from the countries that have inducted you, in ways that are both freeing, yet confining as well. But this confinement is what deepens you as an observer and thinker, creates complex influences and provides a kaleidoscope of perspectives with colors you must bear with care in your life. It is a burden that is an honor to bear. That honor is precisely what defines global citizenship. I really do hope US-Pakistani relations do not burn to a cinder so that I can continue to practice such global citizenship and perhaps someday use it to contribute to a healthier, more prosperous bilateral relationship.

An expression of displeasure

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International relations reflect real life situations. The rich and powerful try hard to dominate the poorer and the less powerful. But, like in real life, on occasion this leads to a struggle, often bitter and public.

Whether we are individuals, organisations or nation states, acceptance of the status quo makes life easier and the “system” work for the dominant and the powerful. Raising questions and seeking answers means you could be labelled a trouble maker.

Well, that’s the case with Bolivia and other members of the Mercosur trade block in Latin America who have refused to take lying down the illegal closure of air space by European countries to the aircraft of Bolivian President Evo Morales on July 2.

Instead, Brazil, Venezuela, Bolivia, Argentina and Uruguay have decided to withdraw their ambassadors from Spain, France, Italy and Portugal, whose actions led to the forced diversion of the aircraft to Austria.

These European countries, reportedly acting under American pressure, closed the air space to Morales’ aircraft on the suspicion that he was carrying whistle-blower Edward Snowden on his flight from Moscow to Bolivia.

The suspicions were unfounded and Snowden continues to live at a Moscow airport, his fate uncertain.

A statement issued by the leaders of the five Latin American nations after their Mercosur summit shows that they are in no mood to tolerate the arbitrary and illegal actions of these European countries.

God forbid that instead of Evo Morales of Bolivia’s airplane flying in Europe it was that of French President Francois Hollande. What would have happened if Hollande’s plane was illegally diverted in Latin America on the suspicion that a wanted “fugitive” was on board?

All the diplomatic hell you can imagine would have broken loose.

To their credit, the Mercosur leaders have chosen to speak out and express their displeasure. “The gravity of the incident – indicative of a neocolonial mindset – constitutes an unfriendly and hostile act, which violates human rights and impedes freedom of travel, as well as the treatment and immunity appropriate to a head of state,” they said.

Dilma Roussef (Brazil), Evo Morales (Bolivia), Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (Argentina), Jose Mujica (Uruguay) and Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela) made it clear that they would resist any efforts to tamper with countries’ right to grant asylum.

Reaffirming the “inalienable right of every state to grant asylum,” a right which, “must not be restricted or curbed”, the leaders said in Montevideo (Uruguay): “It is fundamental to ensure that the right of asylees to travel safely to the country granting asylum be guaranteed.”

In a clear reference to American arm-twisting being brought on countries not to give asylum to Edward Snowden, the Mercosur leaders rejected “any attempt at pressure, harassment or criminalisation by a state or third parties”.

Given that we live in a world where countries don’t even stand up for themselves, such a collective decision to protest against the Morales’ incident and uphold the right to asylum can only be welcomed by the rest of the world.

The US and European nations never tire of preaching to others on the virtues of international law when not applied to themselves.

But, when push comes to shove, the US and other Western nations have no qualms in jettisoning international laws when it come to their interests even if it means the violation of diplomatic immunity.

In this pragmatic day and age, when American sovereignty is roughly equal to the sovereignty of other nations, the leaders of Latin America have shown considerable spunk in defying Washington and other European capitals on the Morales-Snowden issues.

More power to them, I say.

BRICS are you listening?

The Jhang of Lashkars – 2

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For whom the bell tolls

The 16th day of April in 1853 is special in the Indian history. The day was a public holiday. At 3:30 pm, as the 21 guns roared together, the first train carrying Lady Falkland, wife of Governor of Bombay, along with 400 special invitees, steamed off from Bombay to Thane.

Ever since the engine rolled off the tracks, there have been new dimensions to the distances, relations and emotions. Abaseen Express, Khyber Mail and Calcutta Mail were not just the names of the trains but the experiences of hearts and souls. Now that we live in the days of burnt and non functional trains, I still have a few pleasant memories associated with train travels. These memoirs are the dialogues I had with myself while sitting by the windows or standing at the door as the train moved on. In the era of Cloud and Wi-Fi communications, I hope you will like them.


This blog is Part 2 of a two-part series. Read part 1 here.

Meanwhile two developments changed Jhang, forever. Firstly, the influence of Shia landlords started to recede. The inherited land was divided and distributed generation by generation. This curtailed the feudal clout and eventually, forced most of small scale farmers to migrate to neighbouring cities.

Secondly, the Gulf countries opened their gates to Pakistani labour. The deteriorating economic conditions at home and the promise of prosperity abroad did not pose a difficult question, hence many residents headed to greener pastures. After few years, the expats returned with the ideological baggage. With the expensive Rado watches, they wore the puritan faith. And along with the longing for their country, they brought home, the hatred for non-Arabs.

This was the time when democracy was discarded from Pakistan and revolution enthralled Iran. While Zia upheld the Hanafi School in all spheres of life here, Khumaini implemented the Shia School in Iran. The revolution, besides scaring Arab monarchs, stirred the political awakening in the Pakistani Shias. An organisation named Tehreek-e-Nifaz-e-Fiqah-e-Jafriya was founded in 1979 and slowly started picking up tone. When the state introduced the Ushr and Zakat Ordinance on the basis of the Hanafi School, the Shias coerced the government, in a three day siege of the parliament, to decide Shia religious affairs in accordance with the Shia School. Soon, scholars from Qum and Najaf flooded seminaries and baptised the belief, so “corrupted” by the secular sub-continent tradition. Pakistani Muslims were first reformed by Arabs and subsequently, Iranians. This also showed up in every day greetings when the country shifted from Khuda hafiz to Allah hafiz.

With the outbreak of the Iran-Iraq war, every expression was let loose. The prejudices and hatred, mostly imported, declared all traditions of peaceful co-existence that had illuminated Jhang for centuries, as a form of heresy.

In the year of 1985, Haq Nawaz Jhangvi founded Anjuman Sipah-e-Sahaba in a local mosque at Jhang. Famous as Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan today, the organisation had, five out of eight, founding principles aimed at declaring Shias as “non-muslims”. Formed to defend the honour of Sahaba, the group promoted a typical non-tolerant mindset and anyone who locked horns with them was first exterminated from religion and then from life. The mono-directional political thinking in the country, expanding network of madressahs, interlock of religion and business and the ethnic make-up of Jhang catalysed the growth of Sipah-e-Sahaba. Their financers came from the Promised Land and the sympathisers rose from Deoband. The mushrooming madressahs polluted young minds with sectarian prejudices. These students then graduated to Taliban-run seminaries in Afghanistan, where they fell in love with their own truth and lost the ability to see through the other side. No religious and political leader had the moral courage to keep the children away from it. For many years, within the country, the state treated them as their strategic assets and outside the country, the Islamic monarchs supported them.

Part scarred by the revolution and part bound by the Jihad next door, the network called the establishment watched Sipah-e-Sahaba grow. The sectarian undertone of the slogan for the enforcement of Sharia was loud and clear but none had the audacity to listen to these voices.

When one after another, Ehsan Elahi Zaheer, Arif Hussaini and Haq Nawaz Jhangvi were killed, Jhang saw the worst of the violence. In 1993, Sipah-e-Muhammad was formed and soon after Lashkar-e-Jhangvi saw the light of day. The Jhang of Sultan and Chander Bhan was now a battle scene. The streets which once buzzed with Heer now resounded with war cry. All the while, Quranic verses proclaimed that a single murder amounted to the murder of the entire humanity. Around Makkah, the home of the Saudi princes who visited Pakistan for game and donated hefty amounts to madressahs, the last sermon of the prophet reverberated.

"Just as you regard this month, this day, this city as sacred, so regard the life and property of every Muslim as a sacred trust". However, the passion for religion was too captivating for the sermon or the verses.

While sectarianism instigated this bloodshed, it also influenced the politics. Be it the Peoples Party with socialist and leftist leaning or the Q league with enlightened moderation, no party in the country could make it to the Parliament House without shaking hands with religious politicians.

In 2002, Azam Tariq, a Taliban idealist and Sipah-e-Sahaba candidate from Jhang, contested elections from inside a prison. He would have been disqualified and stayed in prison, had he not been the crucial one vote that won majority for Mir Zafarullah Khan Jamali. Soon after he moved to Parliament, he made his “phenomenal” speech where he pledged to transform the 28 selected cities in line with the Taliban’s Afghanistan, banning TV, radio and music.

Like every election, this year too, flags of proscribed organisations dotted the city’s skyline. Though the candidate could not make it to Parliament, the vote count indicated that 70,000 residents of the city believed in this cause.

In this battle of belief, mostly the ordinary faithful fell from the both side. Besides being Shias and Sunnis, the deceased were doctors, engineers, lawyers and teachers. Other than target killing, firing and bomb blasts also claimed lives and did not discriminate between the mosque and the Imam Bargah. The TV at home and the billboards on the roads indicated the increased influence of religion in our lives while the blast-ripped tickers and blood-soaked newspaper pointed out that man is yet to find everlasting peace.

When Lashkar-e-Jhangvi claims the responsibility of a blast on Alamdar Road and the killing in Chilas, the sane beings in Jhang shy away from each other. But as soon as the conspiracy theories come to life and all fingers point towards neighbouring countries, they nudge their conscience back to indifference. About Heer, Sultan, Chandar Bhan and Salam, even if they existed in today’s Jhang, Lashkar would have taken care of them.

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I am Macaulay’s child

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Sometime in 1834, a plump man ventured from the comfort of his “civilized” British homeland to the “barbaric” India. Thomas Babington Macaulay’s world view very well reflected the ills of the 19th century. A racist colonist in full measure, the naivety of his knowledge in history prompted him to radically reform the education system in India.

Macaulay believed that to civilize the Indian barbarians, they should be tutored in Shakespeare’s classics and the Glorious Revolution, that the expansion of European civilization was key to the progress of humanity. He seemingly ignored the wonderful history of India’s own civilization, of Asoka the Great’s militaristic feats and his philosophical notions of peace that followed. Romeo and Juliet was a Shakespearian masterpiece, but Macaulay was blind to the legend of Rama and Sita.

The colonists did not realise that Pashto, Saraiki, Sindhi, Bengali, etc. are all beautiful languages in their own right, that the Indus and Ganges rivers flow for more miles than any of their European counterparts, and that, discounting Russia, India was larger even in size to the militaristic Europe.

Macaulay’s education reforms are relevant even today: he succeeded in creating a colonial elite. English medium schools did not seep into India’s core, rather, in modern day Pakistan, they lie on the fringes, available only to the social class that took over from the British, as most people still live in the harsh reality of blinding poverty.

With the elite now primarily English speaking, Pakistan’s other languages have been degraded to cow fodder. Yet English isn’t the only nuisance in this confusing linguistic puzzle. Urdu, controversially set as Pakistan’s national language and a key element of Bangladesh’s secession in 1971, is a first choice for a mere 7 per cent of Pakistan’s population.

Textbooks in Kenya

In the early 1990s, Harvard professor Michael Kramer was looking for a simple test to evaluate policy intervention in a developing country. He looked at schools in western Kenya that had a shortage of textbooks. It’s a near-universal consensus that textbooks are essential inputs in the education process.

Twenty-five schools were chosen at random, and they received the officially approved textbooks for those specific classes. Remarkably, the study found that there was no difference in the average test scores of the students that received textbooks and those that did not. However, interestingly, those who had scores near the top when the study began, made marked improvements in the schools where the textbooks were given out.

Here’s how it all comes together: Kenya’s language of education is English, and the textbooks were in English too. But most children speak English as a third language, after Swahili and the local tribe language. The same study has been repeated with other core inputs like improved teacher ratios and increased technology in education, but they’ve all yielded similar results.

The study above shows that improving the inputs to classrooms is essential for bettering performance. However, as language is the gateway to learning, these inputs have to work around a linguistic framework suited to the student. Be it Kenya or Pakistan, only a small minority (that are proficient in English or Urdu) will excel in this colonial education system.

British Council Report, 2010

In a 2010 report, the British Council, after a severe analysis of Pakistan’s education system, proposed some far-reaching changes. Their core argument was for Pakistan to embrace her multilingual identity, and reflect it in classrooms. Children, at least at a primary age, should be schooled in the language they are most familiar with.

Pakistan has more than 70 languages, yet Urdu, the medium of instruction, is spoken by a small migrant minority. The language was attached to the concept of Pakistan in the 1930s and 1940s as individuals tried to create a culture around their nationalism. But, with the prominence of regional languages, Urdu has always remained a minority and a second language for most, and the unifying culture never fermented. It’s time to drop homogenous notions and build a culture around diversity in light of Pakistan’s multilingual landscape.

Children learning in Urdu as second language face many obstacles in their early years. Their progress in reading and writing will naturally be hindered, as would the support they get from their parents.

The British Council’s report proposed a schooling system based around seven major regional languages, including Urdu. This, they claimed, would help provide a first-language education to 85 per cent of the population.

Currently, in order to gain access to the civil service and higher education in Pakistan you need to have a qualification in English. British academic, Hywell Coleman, suggests that “people should have to demonstrate competence not only in English but also in Urdu and one of the other main regional languages. If that were to happen you would find that the elite private schools would start teaching other regional languages. Something like that would put the three languages on a more equal footing."

In the same breadth, public schools, charter schools, and schools in remote villages, should introduce English at a later stage, after a child’s primary schooling. This would help break the linguistic barrier to wealth in Pakistan.

As children are taught basic skills in their primary language, and individuals from all social classes begin to embrace Pakistan’s myriad of languages, Pakistan’s school dropout rate is bound to go down as the literacy rate increases. And, importantly, women’s involvement both in the education sector and civil service will increase, as Pakistan’s finally rids itself of Macaulay’s chains on a path to progress.

All this is not meant to undermine the necessity of inputs such as teachers and textbooks, but since language is the basis of communicating with knowledge, the system has to be reformed before the inputs can do their job.

I realise that my ability to criticise the current situation comes from the fact that this colonial residue was in place when I was born. I studied in English at a school still “run by the Church of England” and I wrote this for an English newspaper originally created with separatist-nationalist intentions in a colonial society. I am not just a product of the system I so vehemently criticise, I am the system. I am Macaulay’s child.

Reference:Poor Economics: A Radical Rethinking of the Way to Fight Global Poverty (2011) by Esther Duflo and Abhijit Banerjee

Your task is not to seek for love ...

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The depth of one’s spirituality is directly proportionate to one’s level of tolerance for other people’s beliefs. This means the more convinced a person is in his/her own beliefs and convictions; the less that person should be bothered by the beliefs of others. This is not to say that he is not concerned with their actions; his empathy comes from a deep concern for their well-being. But the calm of his inner ocean is less easily ruffled by the opinion of others and therefore, his actions are not knee-jerk reactions but well-intended, deliberate responses to the needs of the world around him.

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”

-Rumi

In today’s Pakistan, I see less people who seem comfortable in their own beliefs than when I was growing up. No doubt there is an increased display of outward religiosity, coupled with a growing intolerance for other people’s beliefs. The more need a person has to prove his religiosity to others, the less he is comfortable with his own self.

In our country there are several branches of Islam, some more and some less tolerant of each other, including Sunni, Barelvi, Deobandi, Shia, Agha Khani, Bohra, Wahabi, Salafi, and Ahmadi whom the second amendment of our constitution forbids from even calling Muslim. The Ahmadis have been persecuted in Pakistan for the last 40 years. Even a Nobel Laureate such as Dr Abdus Salam, internationally recognised as one of the greatest scientists of the 20th Century, was forced to flee Pakistan for being an Ahmadi. Today Shia doctors, scholars, intellectuals and professionals – especially those of the Persian speaking Hazara community are being targeted and massacred every day.

Because of a lack of communication between the different cultures and races of Pakistan there is a growing mistrust of each other in society, and whole communities are misjudged and condemned based on the wrong actions of a few: and hate-mongers and war-profiteers, who stoke the flames of prejudice and violence, often appear in the form of clerics.

“Under the guise of their apparent faith, they repel the people from the path of God. Miserable indeed is what they do.”

Al Quran 63:2 – Sura Al-Munafiqoon (The Hypocrites)

There also seems to be general amnesia about selected historical facts, such as that Pakistan was not created for Muslims (or certain sects of Muslims) only. In fact the Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah very much envisioned this country as being secular – which does not mean religion-less, but a state that treats all its citizens as equal and allows everybody to practice his/her own respective religion.

“You are free; you are free to go to your temples; you are free to go to your mosques or to any other places of worship in this State of Pakistan. You may belong to any religion, caste or creed – that has nothing to do with the business of the state.”

Muhammad Ali Jinnah’s first Presidential Address to the Constituent Assembly of Pakistan – August 11, 1947

It is worth noting that the audio record of this historic speech, by the founder of this country, who’s portrait still hangs behind the seats of all senior government executives, was confiscated from the archives of Radio Pakistan and either hidden or destroyed, during General Zia’s regime.

But intolerance manifests itself in Pakistan not only against other Islamic sects and communities, but also against marginalised religious minority groups.

Of these the most ancient are the Pakistani Hindus, whose earliest scriptures have been around for at least 4000 years. Though over the last several years a growing number of Hindus are migrating out of Pakistan, Pakistani Hindus still constitute between 1.5 and 2 per cent of our total population.

Christianity has its roots in the Subcontinent way longer than in Europe, from the time when Saint Thomas, the apostle of Jesus Christ travelled here to spread the Gospel. Today, Christian Pakistanis constitute 2 per cent of our total population.

Punjab was the cradle of the Sikh religion, with several important sites in Pakistan, such as Nankana Sahab, the birthplace of Guru Nanak ji, the founder of Sikhism; as well as structures and temples from the empire of the greatest ruler of the Punjab – Maharaja Ranjit Singh. Today, there are at least 20,000 Sikh Pakistanis that continue to live here.

Besides this there are more than 4000 Parsi or Zoroastrian Pakistanis, whose religion has been around for at least 2500 years, when this land was part of the Achaemenid Empire of Persia; About 3000 Pakistani Kalashi animists, whom the rest of Pakistan refers to as ‘Kafir’, non-believers; and even a handful of Pakistani Buddhists. There are also several thousands that profess to the Bahai faith but choose to stay beneath the radar because of fear of persecution. The few thousand Pakistani Jews that used to live mostly in Karachi have probably all migrated abroad. Atheists are not recognised in Pakistan so there are no clear numbers available.

The curriculum of our government schools – instead of teaching us about each other’s beliefs, languages, histories, music, poetry and myths – has been systematically inculcated with a warped one-sided version of history since the late 1970-s, thus promoting religious intolerance and biased mindsets.

The history that is taught of our land omits the Indus Valley Civilization, the Vedic period, Persian, Scythian and Greek conquests, the Maurya, Kushan and Gupta dynasties, and starts with Muhammad Bin Qasim’s invasion of Sindh in the early 8th Century. Then another 3 or 4 hundred years are omitted and we come straight to the Turkish and Afghan invasions that formed the Delhi Sultanate. This is dwelt on lightly until we come to Babur’s invasion and the founding of the Mughal Empire. Of the Mughals, the role of Aurangzeb is eulogised while that of Akbar is criticised. Then we come to the British colonisation and the Partition of India and Pakistan.

I am not saying that we are the only country in the world to teach history selectively, or that things are better across the border – in fact few States around the world promote a completely objective understanding of history, which is usually rewritten by people in power to suit their own political agendas. But since I am primarily concerned for the wellbeing of my own country Pakistan, I am focusing my critical analyses for now as to how history is taught in this country.

The following excerpts from the Social Studies textbooks of the Punjab Textbook Board illustrates the values we are imparting to our children:

“The Muslims of India provided all the facilities to the Hindus and Sikhs who left for India. But the Hindus and Sikhs looted the Muslims in India with both hands and they attacked their caravans, busses and railway trains. Therefore about 1 million Muslims were martyred on their way to Pakistan.”

“The foundation of Hindu set up was based on injustice and cruelty.”

“India is our traditional enemy and we should always keep ourselves ready to defend our beloved country from Indian aggression.”

To make my point clear, I am not saying that crimes were not committed by the Sikhs and Hindus during Partition. My own mother bears witness to how her neighborhood in Delhi was sacked and torched and her family was forced to flee to find safety in Pakistan. But I am saying that excesses happened from all sides and only self-criticism and self-appraisal by all sides can set us on the path to peace.

England and France have fought countless wars in their bloody history; yet today are the best of friends. Germany, which invaded half of Europe 75 years ago, is today the leading partner of the European Union together with its former enemies. Why cannot then India and Pakistan forge a mutually beneficial alliance, instead of allowing the spiritually devoid, religiously intolerant sections of our societies to dictate their agenda?

Intolerance goes against the tenets of humanity and all religions. Those who would seek to find the origin of intolerance in religion or seek to justify their own prejudices on the basis of religion would do well to note the following quotes.

The Prophet (PBUH) said: Beware! Whosoever oppresses a Muahid (a non-Muslim living in Muslim land with agreement) or snatches (any of) his rights or causes him pain that he cannot bear, or takes anything from him without his permission, then “I will fight against such (a Muslim) on the Day of Judgement”

Sunnan Abu Dawood, Volume No. 3, Hadith No. 3052

O people, we created you from the same male and female, and rendered you into nations and tribes, that you may recognise one another. The best among you in the sight of God is the most righteous. God is omniscient and cognizant.

Al Quran 49:13 – Al Hujurat (The Walls)

Let there be no compulsion in religion: Truth stands out clear from evil: whoever rejects evil and believes in God hath grasped the most trustworthy handhold, that never breaks. And God hears and knows all things.

Al Quran 2:256 – Al Baqarah (The Heifer)


Just a hundred yards away

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Just a hundred yards or so separates the sea from the Karachi residence of the President of Pakistan. If this conjures up an image of a lovely tree lined path, weaving through a lush green garden, leading up to the sea from the President’s residence, then it is nothing but a fantasy. The reality is completely the opposite.

The area adjacent to Bilawal House is one of the filthiest in all of Clifton. Starting from the dirtiest market in town right adjacent to the high walls of this famous residence, there are pot holed roads, pools of dirty water, piles of burning garbage, stray dogs, scavenging crows, dug up grounds, abandoned construction and crumbling apartment buildings.

Here are some pictures of this neglect and indifference beyond the four walls of the high and mighty.

Rome was not built in a day, but this may not be built in a hundred years.

Look closely: how much wildlife can you find here?

Abandoned and rusting, like the rest of Karachi.

A graveyard of impounded vehicles.

For some the garbage is livelihood.

He is not Nero; he is just watching the enchanting scenery.

This man told me that the plastic bags sometimes get stuck in the animal’s throat and choke it to death.

Dubai (in the background), Pakistan (in the foreground).

Healthy, life-giving fumes rise from the garbage. The garbage is burnt regularly to make room for more garbage.

Post-nuclear holocaust?

Not exactly Bilawal House standard.

Excellent view of the reality outside the walls.

Food for the day by the residents of the rag shacks.

Crumbling buildings all in a row.

Distorted humans of Karachi.

Now if the President sat here and did some thinking.

Political Islam: Rise, fragmentation and possible fall

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Unlike most political ideologies whose adherents by and large agree with the definitional tags attributed to their respective ideologies and ideologues, Political Islam is more of an academic concoction.

It works as an analytical umbrella under which political analysts lump various forces that claim to be using historical Islamic texts and traditions to achieve modern political goals.

One is not quite sure exactly when the term Political Islam was invented, but there is agreement among many academics, studying politics in the Muslim world that the word most probably emerged in the 1940s in Europe to define anti-colonial movements that described themselves to be religious/Islamic in orientation.

Though it might have some roots in anti-colonial movements that emerged among the Muslims of India and Arabia in the 19th century, Political Islam is basically a 20th century phenomenon. Its first main expression is believed to be Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood that was formed in 1927.

Even though as a political tendency, Political Islam (to analysts) covers a wide range of Islamic political movements involving different sects, sub-sects, nationalities and leftist, as well as rightist rhetoric and narratives, it is the commonalities in these varied movements that makes analysts study and define them as a single ideological entity that they call Political Islam.

So what are the basic, commonly held aspects of Political Islam?

• Reaction against foreign (especially Western) political and cultural influences in Muslim societies.

• Offering political and social alternatives to replace Western political concepts and social values.

• The alternatives are based on an understanding of history, society, economics and society culled from modern-day interpretations of a (largely imagined) ‘golden age of Islam’.

• Adoption of modern technology because it does not have any particular values attached to it and can thus be tagged and used for the promotion of Islamic values.

• Introducing and infusing what are believed to be Islamic precepts of economics and politics.

Till about the late 1960s, movements associated with classical Political Islam were largely intellectual pursuits with limited political influence.

Nevertheless, they were seen with suspicion, even by those movements and groups that adopted the main aspects of Political Islam but fused them with leftist ideologies.

Thus, during the Cold War the central theological and political tussle in most Muslim countries was not exactly between ‘Islamists’ and secularists, or between religious political groups and communists/Marxists.

The main conflict was between the rightest expressions of Political Islam and the ideology’s leftist versions.

During the Cold War the main conflict in the Muslim world was mainly between the rightest expressions of Political Islam and the ideology’s leftist versions.
During the Cold War the main conflict in the Muslim world was mainly between the rightest expressions of Political Islam and the ideology’s leftist versions.

The rightist side produced tendencies like ‘Islamic Fundamentalism,’ while the leftist sides emerged with concepts like ‘Islamic Socialism,’ ‘Ba’ath Socialism’ and (to a certain extent), ‘Arab Nationalism.’

Consequently, during the Cold War, the rightest expressions of Political Islam were backed and supported by Western powers and Arab monarchies, mainly due to the fact that the leftist sides of the ideology had moved into what (during the Cold War) was called the ‘Soviet camp.’

Though the rightist sides were repressed by Muslim regimes that were operating from the left flanks of Political Islam, the right-wing of Political Islam had by and large failed to attract any worthwhile mass support.

However, things in this respect began to change between the late 1960s and 1980s. The right-wing expressions and groups of Political Islam experienced a surge especially after the defeat of the Egyptian and Syrian armies and air force at the hands of their Israeli counterparts in 1967.

Then the bankrolling of the anti-Soviet Afghan Jihad in Afghanistan by the US, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan in the 1980s also became one of the catalysts that triggered the shifting of political and social influence in many Muslim countries from left-wing Political Islam to its rightest expressions.

The ‘Afghan jihad’ also added a more militant dimension to right-wing Political Islam. It reached a nadir in the late 1980s after the Afghan conflict resulted in a stalemate and the Soviet forces in Afghanistan had to pull out.

In the early 1990s, the militant expressions of the ideology began to pull away from the orbit of its former backers (US, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan), and tried to trigger ‘Islamic revolutions’ in various Muslim countries.

Their methods of creating chaos through bombings antagonised the regimes that had formerly backed them but now found themselves under attack.

The revolutions failed to materialise, but the bombings continued. Frustrated, the militants found themselves bordering on taking nihilistic action that has caused the deaths of thousands of civilians in countries like Pakistan, Indonesia, Yemen, Iraq, Nigeria, Somalia and even Turkey.

The more classical expressions of right-wing Political Islam have tried to repair the damage by getting involved in the democratic process in countries like Pakistan, Egypt, Tunisia, Indonesia, Sudan, and Turkey.

But on most occasions than not (as has been the case of Pakistan for quite some time and recently in Egypt), ‘moderate’ right-wing democratic expressions of Political Islam have proven to be more successful on the social front, but lack the acumen and narrative required to devise and implement coherent economic policies or act decisively against their more violent and nihilist brethren.

Also, as was seen in countries like Tunisia, Egypt and Turkey where large demonstrations were held against their respective governments’ attempt to ‘Islamise the Constitution’, the social gains made by Political Islam too now seem to be challenged and questioned.

So one can cautiously suggest that Political Islam that emerged in the 1930s-40s and then peaked in the 1980s, is now a withering phenomenon.

The answer to just what it will be replaced with, in countries where it has played a leading socio-political role is still up for grabs.

Political Islam: From right to left

Islamic Fundamentalism:

Though usually attributed to the beliefs of modern-day extremist movements in Islam, Islamic Fundamentalism is basically a firm belief in the theological musings of ancient Islamic jurists and traditions.

Islamic Fundamentalists all agree with Imam Ghazali’s (12th century) dictum that the ‘gates of ijtihad (rational debate) in Islam are now closed.’

After about three hundred years of open debate in the Islamic world between the conservatives and the rationalists (Mu’tazilites), Ghazali insisted that a perfect synthesis (between the two) had been reached and that Islam’s social and spiritual philosophy had achieved completion.

The thoughts and writings of 9th Century Arabian theologian, Ahmed Ibn Hanabal, were perhaps the first renowned expressions of Islamic Fundamentalism.
The thoughts and writings of 9th Century Arabian theologian, Ahmed Ibn Hanabal, were perhaps the first renowned expressions of Islamic Fundamentalism.
The Mu’tazilites’ influence began declining during the rule of the ninth Abbasid caliph, Al-Muttawakkil, and the conservatives, who had ferociously debated with the rationalists, began their climb.

Modern-day Islamic Fundamentalism is rooted in this bygone intellectual triumph of the conservatives. Nevertheless, Islamic Fundamentalism never did attempt to form a so-called ‘Islamic state.’

Islamic Fundamentalists in the shape of scholars (ulema) and clergymen (maulvis and imams), mostly worked as advisers to caliphs and kings, or in mosques and madressas.

They were only interested in advocating Islamic laws, but never articulated a political plan that would carry these laws.

At the dilapidation of the Muslim empires from the 19th century onwards, the many reformist Islamic movements that emerged criticised the performance of Islamic Fundamentalists, blaming them for getting too close to the ‘decadent’ kings’ due to whose ‘negligence of Islam,’ Islamic political power had crumbled.

Islamic Fundamentalism has historically been more interested in rectifying ‘cultural and social deviances’ in a Muslim society and for this it used the mosque and evangelism – not direct politics.

Shiekh Ahmad Sirhindi (left), the 16th century Islamic scholar who opposed Mughal King Akbar’s liberal outlook of Islam and the political and theological accommodation of other religions in Mughal India. Sirhindi’s role in this respect was greatly embellished and glorified in the writings of Islamic Fundamentalists of the 20th century.
Shiekh Ahmad Sirhindi (left), the 16th century Islamic scholar who opposed Mughal King Akbar’s liberal outlook of Islam and the political and theological accommodation of other religions in Mughal India. Sirhindi’s role in this respect was greatly embellished and glorified in the writings of Islamic Fundamentalists of the 20th century.

Islamic Fundamentalism continues to be frozen in an understanding of the Quran, the hadith and Shariah developed centuries ago by ancient Islamic scholars.

Though it is vocal in its rhetorical demands for the imposition of Islamic laws, it has little or no political agenda as such. It never did.

It remains largely associated with apolitical Muslim individuals, conservative ulema, the clergy and Islamic evangelists.

Zakir Naik is one of the most well-known faces of modern-day Islamic Fundamentalism. His lectures are popular among urban middle-class Pakistani and Indian Muslims.
Zakir Naik is one of the most well-known faces of modern-day Islamic Fundamentalism. His lectures are popular among urban middle-class Pakistani and Indian Muslims.

Most of modern-day Islamic Fundamentalism’s activism has been expressed through established as well as ad-hoc groups that lobby for the implementation of the practice of veiling for Muslim women in public, the eradication of ‘obscenity in the media and society,’ for making mandatory certain Islamic rituals, for the enforcement of laws against the sale and consumption of alcohol, etc.

It never was and still isn’t a dedicated political movement but a social and theological one.

Early manifestations: Ahmed Inb Hanbal (9th century Arabian scholar and theologian); Shiekh Ahmed Sirhindi (16th Century Islamic scholar in Mughal India).

Noted Modern Islamic Fundamentalist Groups: The Tableeghi Jamaat (Pakistan/Bangladesh/India); Al-Huda (Pakistan/Canada); Islamic Research Foundation (India); Dawat-e-Islami (Pakistan).

Emphasis:

• Islamisation of society through evangelicalism and advocating rituals and social codes of behaviour (based on sunnah and hadith) for rulers and their subjects.

• Largely rejecting modern interpretations of the Qu’ran.

Islamism:

A word coined in the 1970s (in France), even though it had already (albeit sparsely) been in use among European writers in the 19th century.

In the modern political context, Islamism came to explain a series of (post-19th century) Islamic movements that advocated Islam not only as a religion but as a political system as well.

Islamism’s roots can be found in the Islamic reformist movements that appeared in the subcontinent and in Arabia in the 18th and 19th centuries.

Incensed by the crumbling of the Mughal and Ottoman empires, a series of reformist movements emerged, advocating ‘a return to true Islam’ (Salafi) that was said to be free of innovation and corruption.

Some of these movements emphasised on applying reason in religion, but many also added the importance of ‘jihad’ not only against western colonialism but also against the clergy, and especially against Sufi tendencies which these reformists believed were a ‘negative innovation’ and an anathema to ‘true Islam.’

Such movements, though animated, came to a naught, mostly due to the adjustments the more moderate/modern as well as traditional schools of Islam made at the wake of the rise of western colonialism.

At the collapse of the Ottoman Caliphate (1922), a bulk of Muslim regimes (especially in Iran, Afghanistan and Turkey) vigorously adopted modern western economic, social and political models (i.e. Liberalism, secularism and nationalism).

One of the first experiments in Islamism that actually took off was when (in the early 20th century) the Al-Saud family conquered a vast tract in Arabia (with the tacit support of the British who were trying to undermine Ottoman rule in the region).

The Al-Saud were ardent followers of Abd Al-Wahhab – an 18th century puritanical Islamic reformist. The Saud family soon enacted the world’s first ‘Islamic State,’ but under the control of a monarchy.

The Saud family’s adherence to puritanical Islam and imposition of harsh Islamic laws went down well with the early Islamists; but the family’s growing ties with the British and its monarchical tendencies made a lot of them uncomfortable.

Founder of Saudi Arabia, King Abdulaziz Ibn Saud. A fringe figure in world politics the 1920s, he shot to prominence when vast reserves of oil were found in his country. He then laid the foundation of constructing the first known ‘Islamic state’ that was to be ruled by his family.
Founder of Saudi Arabia, King Abdulaziz Ibn Saud. A fringe figure in world politics the 1920s, he shot to prominence when vast reserves of oil were found in his country. He then laid the foundation of constructing the first known ‘Islamic state’ that was to be ruled by his family.

As secular-nationalists dominated the liberation movements in most Muslim countries, politicised Islamic scholars retaliated by labelling these movements as ‘anti-Islamic.’

Pioneering Islamism scholars such as Egypt’s Hasan al-Banna and Sayyid Qutb, and the subcontinent’s Abul Ala Maududi, began interpreting the Qu’ran and the hadith by using modern political concepts and lingo.

For example, Maududi expanded the Qu’ranic concept of Tauheed (oneness of God) by suggesting that it also meant the (political) oneness of the Muslim ummah that can only be achieved by ‘Islamising the society’ and through attaining state power to finally formulate an ‘Islamic state.’

Abul Aala Maududi: One of the pioneering intellectuals and theoreticians of 20th century ‘Islamism.’
Abul Aala Maududi: One of the pioneering intellectuals and theoreticians of 20th century ‘Islamism.’

Qutb, on the other hand, implied that 20th century Muslim societies were in a state of jahiliyya– a term used by classical Muslim scholars to define the state of ignorance the people of Arabia were in before the arrival of Islam in the 7th century.

Qutb suggested that a jihad was required in Muslim countries to grab state power and to rid the Muslims from the ‘modern forces of jahilyiya’ (i.e., secularism, Marxism, ‘western materialism’).

Sayyid Qutb (right) was a leading member of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood and an early advocate of armed jihad. He was arrested and executed by the leftist-nationalist regime of Gamal Abdel Nasser in 1966.
Sayyid Qutb (right) was a leading member of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood and an early advocate of armed jihad. He was arrested and executed by the leftist-nationalist regime of Gamal Abdel Nasser in 1966.

It must be emphasised that the concept of the Islamic State is very much a 20th century construct.

That is why the theory of Islamism purposefully eschewed a number of ancient commentaries on Qu’ran and Shariah. It rejected these scholarly works as being either ‘stuck in the mosque’ or undertaken to serve kings who had divorced Islam from politics.

It is, however, ironic that Islamism (across the Cold War), was largely supported and funded by Western and Arab powers to prop-up opposition against Muslim countries and regimes that were in the ‘Soviet camp’ or were seen detrimental to Western economic and geo-political interests.

For example, it is now well-known how the United States and its Western and Arab allies (especially Saudi Arabia), funded various early Islamist movements to undermine left-leaning governments and elements in the Muslim world. These movements included the Muslim Brotherhood and Jamat-i-Islami.

The exception in this respect was the (Shia) Iranian Islamists. Though the main groundwork for the 1979 revolution in Iran was done by leftists and constitutionalists, the Iranian forces of Islamism successfully steered the revolution towards becoming an Islamic one. Iran also remains to be Islamism’s only tangible political enactment – though ever since it has greatly suffered from grave economic and social strife.

Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini was the leading exponent of Islamism among the Shia Muslims.
Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini was the leading exponent of Islamism among the Shia Muslims.

The arrangement between Islamists and its Western and Saudi backers reached a peak in the 1980s during the ‘anti-Soviet jihad’ in Afghanistan.

With the fall of the Soviet Union, and the drying up of the patronage and funds Islamism’s leading organs were receiving (from the West), movements attached to Islamism started to weaken and fragment.

Consequently, Islamism’s less intellectually inclined (and more brutal) cousin, Neo-Fundamentalism, soon began usurping its agenda and political space.

Islamism forces tried to rebound after the Cold War through the democratic process but found themselves being accused of being apologists of violent Neo-Fundamentalists on the one side and of being lukewarm towards Islamising the society on the other.

Wherever they did manage to come into power (through democracy), they have struggled to initiate effective political and economic reforms mainly due to the fact that they end up creating polarisation and administrational chaos by trying to couple solutions to non-religious issues with certain ill-defined religion-orientated alternatives and manoeuvres.

Muhammad Morsi, a member of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood, was elected President of Egypt in 2012. Within a year he fell from grace as millions of his opponents took to the streets demanding his resignation. He was ousted in a military coup in July 2013. Like most moderate components of modern-day Islamism, Morsi too ended up creating polarisation and administrational chaos by trying to couple solutions to non-religious issues with certain ill-defined religion-orientated alternatives and manoeuvres.
Muhammad Morsi, a member of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood, was elected President of Egypt in 2012. Within a year he fell from grace as millions of his opponents took to the streets demanding his resignation. He was ousted in a military coup in July 2013. Like most moderate components of modern-day Islamism, Morsi too ended up creating polarisation and administrational chaos by trying to couple solutions to non-religious issues with certain ill-defined religion-orientated alternatives and manoeuvres.

Early manifestations: Ibn Taymmiya (13th -14th Century Arabian theologian); Muhammad Ibn Abd Al-Wahab (18th Century Arabian scholar); Abul Ala Maududi (20th Century Indian/Pakistani Islamic scholar).

Noted Modern Islamism groups: Muslim Brotherhood (Middle East); Jamaat-i-Islami (Pakistan); Islamic Republican Party (Iran); National Islamic Front (Sudan); Hamas (Palestine); Hezbollah (Lebanon).

Emphasis:

• Advocates Islam as a moral as well as political system.

• Open to the modern interpretations of traditional Islamic texts but only if they accommodate the political goals of Islamism.

• Seeks legislative means to impose ‘Islamic’ moral, economic and social codes and laws.

• Persues state power by infiltrating various state organs such as the military, bureaucracy, judiciary and the police.

• Absorbs secular ‘Western’ political and economic ideas to tweak them with intellectual improvisations and consequently add an ‘Islamic’ dimension to them (‘Islamic banking’; ‘Islamic democracy;’ Islamic science;’ etc.).

• Vehemently opposed to secularism, even though not immune to use secular systems and political processes to achieve state and governmental power.

• Analyses modern history as a conflict between revolutionary socio-political and economic doctrines and movements of Islam and the economic, cultural and political hegemony of amoral (capitalist and [formerly] communist) interests (especially emitting from the West).

• Doesn't directly resort to armed militancy but is known to facilitate and support it.

Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism:

Neo-Fundamentalism in Political Islam is a tendency that aims to politicise and radicalise the social and cultural aspects of Islamic Fundamentalism.

Neo-Fundamentalism rose with the emergence of the Taliban in 1996 (in Afghanistan and Pakistan), and began filling the void created by the post-Cold War weakening of Islamism.

Like traditional Islamic Fundamentalism, Neo-Fundamentalism too maintains that the gates of ijtihad in Islam are closed and there is no room for reason in the act of understanding religious texts that are to be taken at face value.

However, unlike Islamic Fundamentalism, Neo-Fundamentalism looks to impose Islamic laws, morality and piety by force and through armed struggle (jihad), and through the creation of an ‘Islamic State’ (and/or ‘Islamic Emirate’).

Sultan Bajad, the leader of the early 20th Century radical Islamic militia, the Akhwan, that helped Ibn Saud come to power in what is today Saudi Arabia.
Sultan Bajad, the leader of the early 20th Century radical Islamic militia, the Akhwan, that helped Ibn Saud come to power in what is today Saudi Arabia.

The rise of the Taliban and the al Qaeda in the 1990s is seen to symbolise the emergence of ‘Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism.’
The rise of the Taliban and the al Qaeda in the 1990s is seen to symbolise the emergence of ‘Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism.’

Where Islamic Fundamentalists use concentrated evangelical tactics to supposedly ‘cleanse Muslim societies of un-Islamic practices,’ Neo-Fundamentalists use violence, coercion and terrorism.

Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism has further narrowed itself to become a squarely Sunni sectarian tendency that in the last decade has exhibited extreme displays of religious and sectarian xenophobia and violence bordering on nihilism.

It is also devoid of the intellectual tradition associated with Islamism, settling instead for radical polemical Islamist literature and thought that advocates violent action and an extremely narrow worldview.

Armed members of Nigeria’s Neo-Fundamentalist group, the Boko Haram.
Armed members of Nigeria’s Neo-Fundamentalist group, the Boko Haram.

Early manifestations: The Kharijites (7th Century Arabian puritans); the Akhwan (an early 20th century Islamic militia that helped Ibn Saud capture power in what today is Saudi Arabia).

Noted modern-day Islamic Neo-Fundamentalist groups: Al Qaeda and its many affiliates (international); the Taliban (Pakistan/Afghanistan); Lashkar-e-Jhangvi (Pakistan); Islamic Salvation Army (Algeria); Armed Islamic Group (Algeria); Union of Islamic Courts (Somalia); Boko Haram (Nigeria).

Emphasis:

• Totally rejects any modern interpretation of the Qu’ran and insists that it should be read and understood literally.

• Rejects all modern concepts of participatory and constitutional politics.

• Advocates armed jihad as one of the foremost tenants of Islam.

• Describes a majority of Islamic sects to be heretical.

• Rejects most intellectual works and commentaries on Qu’ran, hadith and Shariah by both traditional and modern Islamic scholars, except those by ancient Arabian scholar, Hanabal and radical ‘Wahabi’ polemical l texts produced by various modern-day ‘jihadist/sectarian ideologues.’

• Not immune to committing genocide-like violence against ‘infidels’ and ‘heretical Islamic sects.’

• Treats violence as a replenishing force for Islam.

Islamic Socialism:

A term first used by the Muslim Socialist community in Kazan (Russia) just before the 1917 Communist revolution there. Staunchly anti-clerical, the community supported communist forces but retained its Muslim identity.

The term then became popular with certain Muslim members of the Indian National Congress Party and among some left-leaning sections of the All Indian Muslim League.

Islamic Socialism, as an ideology that attempted to equate Qu’ranic concepts of equality and charity with modern Socialist economics, was adopted (as ‘Arab Socialism’ and Ba’ath Socialism) in Iraq, Syria and Egypt, where secular Muslim leaders fused Islamic notions of parity and justice with socialism and Arab nationalism.

Though known for its usage of Islamic symbolism, Islamic Socialism was largely secular, anti-clerical, socially liberal and mostly sympathetic towards communist powers - Soviet Union and China.

It eventually became the left-wing of Political Islam.

Leading architect of ‘Arab Socialism,’ Egyptian leader, Gamal Abul Nasser (right), with famous Latin American revolutionary Marxist, Che Guevara in Cairo.
Leading architect of ‘Arab Socialism,’ Egyptian leader, Gamal Abul Nasser (right), with famous Latin American revolutionary Marxist, Che Guevara in Cairo.

Egypt’s popular leader, Gamal Abdel Nasser, became Arab Socialism’s leading advocate and practitioner; while in Syria and Iraq the concept became to be known as ‘Ba’ath Socialism’ (Ba’th in Arabic means renaissance).

After the political success of Islamic Socialism in these countries, the idea also gained currency in Pakistan, Algeria, Indonesia, Sudan, Somalia, Yemen and Libya.

The National Liberation Front that led Algeria’s independence from France (1962) described itself as a follower of Islamic Socialism, and so did the populist Pakistan Peoples Party.

Libya too began calling itself an Islamic Socialist state after Muammar al-Qadhafi toppled the Libyan monarchy in a coup in 1969. Yasser Arafat’s Palestinian Liberation Organisation (PLO) also described itself as being Islamic Socialists.

Famous PLO revolutionary and Islamic Socialist of the 1970s, Leila Khalid in Algeria (1972).
Famous PLO revolutionary and Islamic Socialist of the 1970s, Leila Khalid in Algeria (1972).

In Iran, radical anti-Shah militant organisations that fused Islamic symbolism with Marxist/socialist ideas also appeared. They took an active part in the 1979 Iranian Revolution, but were then eliminated or banished by the new Islamic regime.

Islamic Socialism was vehemently attacked and criticised by conservative Muslim monarchies (mainly Saudi Arabia), as well as by those forces associated with Islamism (such as Jamaat-i-Islami and the Muslim Brotherhood).

Painter, poet and writer, Hanif Ramay, was the main theorist and ideologue behind the Pakistan Peoples Party’s ‘Islamic Socialism.’
Painter, poet and writer, Hanif Ramay, was the main theorist and ideologue behind the Pakistan Peoples Party’s ‘Islamic Socialism.’

The charisma attached to Islamic Socialism began to wither after the death of Nasser in 1970, and when most Muslim countries began coming closer to the conservative oil-rich Arab monarchies.

The international oil crises of 1973-74 saw the economic policies of regimes professing Islamic Socialism come under great stress, creating disillusionment among the masses that began being drawn towards the advocates of Islamism.

The last major expression of Islamic Socialism was the (Soviet-backed) ‘Saur Revolution’ in Afghanistan in 1978, led by the People’s Democratic Party.

By the late 1970s Islamic Socialism had all but withered away, even though some mainstream right-wing parties in Muslim countries have (ironically) adopted old Islamic Socialist slogans despite the fact that most of them had opposed Islamic Socialism during the Cold War.

Early manifestations: Jamaluddin Afghani (19th Century Pan-Islamic ideologue); Ubaidullah Sindhi (Early 20th Century Indian/Muslim nationalist); Ghulam Ahmed Parvez (20th century Indian/Pakistani nationalist and scholar); Michel Aflaq (20th Century Syrian sociologist, philosopher and Arab nationalist); Ali Shariati (20th Century Iranian scholar and activist).

Noted Islamic Socialist groups: Arab Socialist Party (Egypt); Ba’ath Socialist Party (Iraq, Syria); National Liberation Front (Algeria); Pakistan Peoples Party (Pakistan); PLO (Palestine); National Front (Iran); Mojahedin-e-Khalq (Iran); Peoples Fadayeen (Iran).

Emphasis:

• Described socialist doctrines to be the modern manifestations of Islam’s emphasis on equality, charity and justice.

• In the context of the historicity of Muslim societies, Islamic Socialism understood the Marxist concept of historical class struggle as an on-going tussle between the upright have-nots and the oppressive ruling elites in the shape of kings, dictators and those exploiting Islam (through distortion of Islamic texts, superstition and coercion) to safeguard the rulers’ political and economic interests.

• Defined Islamism, the politicised clergy, conservative ulema and Arab monarchies as tools of capitalist/feudal exploitation and ‘Western imperialism.’

• Contextualised secularism in Muslim societies by suggesting that Islam was inherently secular because it had no official priesthood and that the Prophet Muhammad was exceptionally pluralistic in his handling of the non-Muslim populations of Makkah and Madina.

• Offered itself to be the most effective alternative (in Muslim countries) to monopolistic capitalism/feudalism/monarchism, communism and religious fundamentalism.

• Was extremely pro-ijtihad and encouraged an understanding and reading of Islamic texts as reflecting the modern economic, political and secular manifestations of Islamic Socialism.

Liberal Islam:

Though many liberal Muslims consider 8th and 9th century Islamic rationalists (the Mu’tazilites) to be the first political and philosophical expressions of Liberal Islam, in the political context, Liberal Islam just like all other branches of Political Islam, too is a late 19th/early 20th century creation – despite the fact that there is historical accuracy in the claim that major Muslim empires of yore were already largely pluralistic in orientation.

Again, in the political context, Liberal Islam can find its roots in some 19th century reformist movements and in the way Muslim countries such as Iran, Afghanistan and Turkey adopted secular western economic and social models in the early 20th century.

Famous 9th Century Muslim scholar and Mu’tazilite, Al-Kindi.
Famous 9th Century Muslim scholar and Mu’tazilite, Al-Kindi.

The emergence of the secular-nationalist movements in the Muslim world too gave impetus to the thought attached to Liberal Islam, and so did the coming to prominence of effusive ideologies such as Islamic Socialism.

Liberal Islam has been a flexible entity. Both the anti-West as well as pro-West sections profess it, with the acknowledgment of secularism being the common link between the two.

Kamal Ataturk, founder of the modern Turkish nation, remains to be the most secular expression of Liberal Islam.
Kamal Ataturk, founder of the modern Turkish nation, remains to be the most secular expression of Liberal Islam.

Many democratic political parties of the left as well of the right, and also authoritarian regimes in the Muslim world can be termed as having liberal views about Islam’s political and social role.

These parties and regimes are highly suspicious of the clergy and repulsed by the political ambitions of Islamism and Neo-Fundamentalism.

They encourage ijtihad in matters like the understanding of the Qu’ran and Shariah, and emphasise that Islam is best served through the mosque instead of through state or the government.

An emphasis on multiculturalism, nationalism and democratic pluralism too is made, even though, as mentioned before, some Liberal Muslim organs have been authoritarian as well.

The founder of Pakistan, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, was a liberal Muslim and envisioned Pakistan as a modern, democratic and progressive Muslim-majority state. However, after his death in 1948 (just a year after Pakistan’s creation), Pakistan’s politics gradually slipped from the hands of liberal Muslims. The next six decades saw an intense political tussle between forces of Islamism and Islamic Socialism and then between Islamism, Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism and the more watered down expressions of Liberal Islam.
The founder of Pakistan, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, was a liberal Muslim and envisioned Pakistan as a modern, democratic and progressive Muslim-majority state. However, after his death in 1948 (just a year after Pakistan’s creation), Pakistan’s politics gradually slipped from the hands of liberal Muslims. The next six decades saw an intense political tussle between forces of Islamism and Islamic Socialism and then between Islamism, Islamic Neo-Fundamentalism and the more watered down expressions of Liberal Islam.

Most mainstream political parties in the Muslim world today can be said to be following various degrees of Liberal Islam. Not all of them are secular in the western sense of the word, but they are flexible in their outlook towards matters such as Islamic laws, and concepts and practices that are deemed as ‘un-Islamic’ by their Islamist opponents (such as co-education, non-segregated events, women’s rights, films, music, alcohol, etc.).

Early manifestations: Al-Kindi (9th Century Arabian philosopher and scholar); Akbar (16th Century Mughal emperor); Sir Syed Ahmed Khan and Syed Amer Ali (19th Century Indian Muslim scholars); Mustafa Kamal Pasha (Turkish general, nationalist and founder of modern Turkey); Mohammad Arkoun (20th Century Algerian scholar);

Noted Liberal Islam political parties with large vote banks: Indonesian Democratic Party; People’s Alliance (Malaysia); National Liberation Front (Algeria); Bangladesh Awami League (Bangladesh); National Democratic Party (Egypt); Maldivian Democratic Party (Maldives); Socialist Union (Morocco); Popular Movement (Morocco); Action Congress (Nigeria); Pakistan Peoples Party (Pakistan); Muttahida Qaumi Movement (Pakistan); Awami National Party (Pakistan); People’s Democratic Party (Tajikistan); Republican People’s Party (Turkey); Liberal Democratic Party (Uzbekistan).

Emphasis:

• Encourages constant Ijtihad and the contextualised, metaphorical and rational reading of the Qu’ran and related Islamic texts.

• Also advocates an individual (non-clerical) reading of the Qu’ran and the hadith; some strands of Liberal Islam reject the hadith for being unreliable and being manipulated manifestations of the political and theological interests of ancient Muslim kings and ulema and thus dangerous in the hands of modern-day clerics and Islamists.

• Understands Qu’ran to be a book of moral guidance as opposed to a political manifesto (as proclaimed by Islamism).

• Advocates the complete separation of the state and religion because politics (that, by nature, is amoral), ends up staining Islam that is supposed to be pristine and dignified.

• Abhors coercion in matters of dress, ritual and social behaviour (imposed in the name of Islam) because according to the Qu’ran ‘there is no compulsion in religion.’

• Insists that the Qu’ranic concept of aqal (reason, observation and logic) should be given precedence over the ritualistic aspects to form an educated and progressive Muslim society that can through reasoning come to a democratic consensus on what is right or wrong as long as it does not retard the society’s economic, social, cultural and political evolution.

• Also insists that faith should be a personal matter because when it is dragged out into the public it might come into conflict with certain rules and regulations prescribed by the state and the government and with the sentiments of other religions and differing sects.

References:

Oliver Roy, The failure of Political Islam (Harvard University Press, 1998) p.2

Muhammad Ayoob, The Many Faces of Political Islam (University of Michigan, 2007).

Roger Hardy, The Muslim Revolt, (Harsh Publishers 1999) p.18

Ziauddin Sardar, Islam, Post-Modernism & Other Futures (Pluto Press 2001) p.100

Martin Kramer, Fundamentalists or Islamists? (Middle East Qutarly, 2003) pp.65-70

Abdullah Saeed, Freedom of Religion, Apostasy & Islam (Ashgate Publishing, 2004) p.90

James Toth, Syed Qutb (Oxford University Press, 2013) p.324

Nadeem F. Paracha, Islamic Socialism: A history from left to right (DAWN.COM, February 21, 2013).

Those who deny women

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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.
Those who refute women also refute their own self and existence. One does not need to search for them as they are in such large numbers that one can just identify them with the rotting stench that they give off. The horrible smell is always there, whether they have drenched themselves in perfume or not. But despite spending so much, they continue to reek, even from their body language, and stagnant beliefs.

It doesn’t matter how much they promote their beliefs and thinking liberally; it doesn’t matter if they wear three-piece suits with ties because their trousers will still end above their ankles. It doesn’t matter because no one has ever told them anything different, because in any case, they are against learning, understanding, and thinking. It seems like they have some bizarre enmity with education, wisdom, and intellect. Their thirst for learning and intellect can either be satisfied by our maulvi hazraat, or by those self-proclaimed intellectuals who rule the media today.

But when these perfume-drenched intellectuals in colourful clothes embroidered with flowers open their mouths, rivers of wisdom and intellect begin gushing out. Our nation suffers from a famine of learning; the book and the pen were taken away from it ages ago. What little ability to think, to challenge and question that the nation still retains is slowly being eradicated. Their thirst for learning is so easily satisfied by this handful of intellectuals, who have only a couple of books to their reading credit. Neither will they read themselves, nor let others read. They consider themselves to be intellectuals merely on what they have heard and understood.

The media and the social media have produced solutions to all problems. People share and comment on things without having read them through, and without understanding them. TV channels constantly shove a microphone in a passer-by’s face, and then air whatever gibberish is said by the latter. Ignorance is being promoted with immense diligence, while the gates of learning are being closed down one by one. Those doors of education that haven’t closed yet have been given up to the care of some of the greatest ignoramuses to be found. So how can they educate the public, and why would they do that anyway?

-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.

When a daughter of this nation is honoured greatly by the entire world, for them it seems that their sense of honour was sullied. What a nation this is! A nation considers thieves, terrorists, and murderers its heroes, and worth every honour it can bestow on them. But if someone does something good, winning immense respect from all over the world for this country, then that individual is likely to be treated with scorn. The speeches and press conferences of the so-called representatives of the people are aired live by TV channels, even if they are filled with insults and lies. But if a daughter of this nation addresses the entire world on the issues of education, women’s rights, and the right of a child to education in our country, on the same platform where thieves and dictators have represented us, it is ignored by the media in favour of the latter, which it airs with pride.

The hatred and the stench that has begun to emanate from the people is due to the fact that she is our own daughter, but has been mistakenly born a woman in Pakistan. Her job is to look after the house; reading, writing, and thinking are only for the men to do. If a woman writes something, the male intellectuals are flustered, and think that it is a man writing with a female pseudonym, probably that woman’s father, husband or lover wrote it, because a woman cannot simply write like that. Similarly, they think that Malala’s speech was written by someone else because she can’t possibly write like that. Not only do those who fear light and prefer darkness think this way, but also those who like to call themselves ‘progressive’, ‘liberal’, and many other labels like these share these ideas. They are all bothered about why she equated a certain person with another in her speech. A 16-year-old who evidently has read more widely than all these commentators combined, was addressing her peers, hence her simple language. Then why must you expect her to philosophise in her speech when you are doing that job yourselves.

For those who say that she did not write the speech herself, about a week before the speech, a journalist of the Jang and Geo jirga fame and a former Jamaati described his visit to United Kingdom in his column of July 6 in Jang newspaper. In his column, he wrote about how he visited Malala and her family at their Birmingham residence, and stated that Malala had written her UN speech herself and read it out to him. He had disagreed with several points she had raised in the speech, and asked her to remove or change them. But she refused flatly and did not change anything. But our nation of habitual non-readers cannot fathom how a 16-year-old Pashtun girl from Swat could say all these things.

-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.
-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.

The killers who had been sent to murder her had not been sent on a whim. They are the people who are always prepared to wipe out any ray of hope that they can see. They have already extinguished so many similar flames of hope. But God has blessed not just Malala herself but also this country, this nation, and the women of this soil by keeping this particular flame alight. Malala is the voice of the women of tomorrow, who are feared by the worshippers of darkness, and always will be feared by them.

I see Pakistan’s bright future in Malala’s countenance; a future that will be in the hands of women, who are as strong as her, and think and comprehend like her, and are as genuinely patriotic as her. The country’s future will be in the hands of women who are proud to be women. Those who carry rubbish in their minds will be told by their daughters, sisters, and mothers that the future of the nation lies in the same woman who these people attempt to shroud in mounds of veils. Not only will she shine herself, but also spread the light of education across this nation that is so deprived of learning.

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European Parliament identifies Wahabi and Salafi roots of global terrorism

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It is not merely the faith or oil that flows out of Saudi Arabia. The oil-rich Arab state and its neighbours are busy financing Wahabi and Salafi militants across the globe.

A recent report by the European Parliament reveals how Wahabi and Salafi groups based out of the Middle East are involved in the "support and supply of arms to rebel groups around the world." The report, released in June 2013, was commissioned by European Parliament's Directorate General for External Policies. The report warns about the Wahabi/Salafi organisations and claims that "no country in the Muslim world is safe from their operations ... as they always aim to terrorise their opponents and arouse the admiration of their supporters."

The nexus between Arab charities promoting Wahabi and Salafi traditions and the extremist Islamic movements has emerged as one of the major threats to people and governments across the globe. From Syria, Mali, Afghanistan and Pakistan to Indonesia in the East, a network of charities is funding militancy and mayhem to coerce Muslims of diverse traditions to conform to the Salafi and Wahabi traditions. The same networks have been equally destructive as they branch out of Muslim countries and attack targets in Europe and North America.

Despite the overt threats emerging from the oil-rich Arab states, governments across the globe continue to ignore the security imperative and instead are busy exploiting the oil-, and at time times, blood-soaked riches.

The European Parliament's report though is a rare exception to the rule where in the past the western governments have let the oil executives influence their foreign offices. From the United States to Great Britain, western states have gone to great lengths to ignore the Arab charities financing the radical groups, some of whom have even targeted the West with deadly consequences.

While the recent report by the European Parliament documents the financial details connecting the Arab charities with extremists elsewhere, it is certainly not the first exposition of its kind. A 2006 report by the US Department of State titled, International Narcotics Control Strategy Report - Money Laundering and Financial Crimes, reported that “Saudi donors and unregulated charities have been a major source of financing to extremist and terrorist groups over the past 25 years.” One of the WikiLeaks documents, a cable from the US Consulate in Lahore also stated that “financial support estimated at nearly 100 million USD annually was making its way to Deobandi and Ahl-e-Hadith clerics in the region from ‘missionary’ and ‘Islamic charitable’ organisations in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates ostensibly with the direct support of those governments.”

The European Parliament’s report estimates that Saudi Arabia alone has spent over $10 billion to promote Wahabism through Saudi charitable foundations. The tiny, but very rich, state of Qatar is the new entrant to the game supporting militant franchises from Libya to Syria.

The linkage between Saudi-based charitable organisations and militants began in the late 70s in Pakistan. A network of charitable organisations was setup in Pakistan to provide the front for channeling billions of dollars to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan. Since then the militant networks have spread globally, emerging as a major threat to international security. Charlie Wilson’s War, a book by George Crile that was made into a movie, details the Saudi-militancy nexus as well as Ahmed Rashid’s Taliban.

While ordinary citizens in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and other countries have suffered the deadly consequences of militancy supported by the Wahabi and Salafi charitable organisations, the Saudi government had remained largely dormant. This changed in 2003 when militants attacked targets in Riyadh. Since then, the Saudi government has kept a close watch on the domestic affairs of charities, making it illegal to sponsor militancy, but the government has done precious little to curtail activities by Saudi charities abroad. In fact, evidence, as per the European Parliament’s report, suggests that Saudi and Qatar-based charities have been actively financing militants in Egypt, Syria, Libya, Mali, and Indonesia.

Pakistan has suffered tremendously over the past three decades from domestic and foreign inspired militancy. The Soviet invasion in Afghanistan and the US-backed Afghan militancy forced Pakistan into a civil war that has continued to date. The faltering Pakistani economy did not help. Successive governments have rushed to Saudi monarchs asking for loans and free oil in times of need. However, Saudi money comes bundled with Saudi propaganda and a license to convert Pakistanis to a more 'puritan', read Wahabi, version of Islam.

In late the 70s, Iranians also intensified their influence in Pakistan. While hardline Sunnis were being radicalised by the Wahabi influences from Saudi Arabia, Iranian influence on Pakistani Shias was also increasing. And whereas Pakistan did not need any further radicalization of its people, the Saudi-Iranian tussle spilled into the streets of Pakistan with devastating consequences for religious minorities and liberal streams of Sunni Islam.

At the same time, the economic collapse in Pakistan forced many to find jobs abroad. Millions of Pakistanis left for the Middle East, especially Saudi Arabia. While the remittances kept their families and the Pakistani government afloat, the migrant workers returned to Pakistan after being radicalised during their stay in Saudi. They became the brand ambassadors for the Saudi-inspired Wahabi flavours of Islam, thus expediting the pace of radicalisation in Pakistan.

Pakistan was equally vulnerable to foreign influences after the devastating earthquake in 2005 and floods in 2010 and 2011. The European Parliament’s report revealed that these disasters provided Saudi and other Arab charities to channel millions of dollars in aid, of which an unknown amount was used to fund militant organisations who have broadened their reach in Pakistan resulting in over 45,000 violent deaths in the past few years alone.

Pakistanis have a very strong spiritual link with Saudi Arabia. However, they are suffering for the unbound devotion to the oil-rich state, which has done a poor job of curbing the financial support for militancy in Pakistan. Seeing the plight of violence stricken Pakistanis, one hopes that Saudi charities could be more charitable.

The doctor glut

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It used to be that there were just a few medical colleges in the country. The majority were state run institutions and a handful were private establishments that required hefty fees. Admission to the public medical schools was highly competitive. Students crammed for months, especially those who by the misfortunes of ethnicity were left to fight for the small numbers of spots that were reserved for candidates applying purely on the basis of academic merit. The day the admission list was posted on the bulletin board outside the colleges was one where the futures of many were deigned. In the mathematics of meager opportunity that is the fate of those pushing to get ahead, many thousands competed for a few hundred and those left off the lists faced a dead end.

Then the market responded. Egged on by more lenient rules and the possibility of large profits, the numbers of medical schools increased exponentially. If you couldn’t get into a competitive public medical school, there were suddenly scores of private ones where you could also get a medical education. The quality of the education was of course another matter, but the result in all cases was supposed to be the same; a degree that made you a doctor and set you on the path of riches.

While the number of medical schools increased furiously, and enabled lesser students to obtain a medical education the market for Pakistani doctors declined. In the past few years, a number of global factors have colluded to create a particular sort of crisis. The United States, often the first choice for Pakistani doctors seeking a return on their investment, has implemented a number of security regulations that make it difficult for Pakistani medical graduates to obtain visas with the same ease and speed as medical graduates in India or China or Eastern Europe. This has negatively impacted their ability to compete for residency spots in that country. Similarly, in the United Kingdom, with an economy barely recovering from recession and an influx of doctors from Poland (now benefiting from EU labor regulations), has significantly reduced training and employment opportunities for Pakistani medical graduates in that country. If all this wasn’t bad enough, Saudi Arabia, the longtime importer of Pakistani doctors has in recent years also changed its iqama or work visa regulations with the intention of training Saudi nationals for skilled jobs in medicine. This represents yet another closed door to the Pakistani doctor.

Of course, there is always Pakistan, and serving one’s own country is a noble goal indeed. However, according to statements made by various members of the Pakistan Medical Association and other representative bodies, the number of training spots available for medical graduates is far too small compared to the numbers of doctors that are being churned out. That is, of course, only half of the dismal problem. Month after month, television channels and newspapers report situations where doctors have not been paid any stipends The low morale, unprofessionalism, and apathy of these vast numbers of unpaid and untrained doctors inflicts the sum of its wrath on those more hapless than they – the patients. Recent months and years have revealed case after case of wrong limbs amputated, incorrect medicines administered, as well as the misdiagnosis of illnesses. In the mad mix of all these problems the Federal Investigation Agency revealed last week, that a preliminary investigation of documents obtained from the Pakistan Medical Dental Council showed that 19 medical colleges currently operating in the country have fake registrations. In turn, 40 doctors have fake registrations and 150 have registrations currently under investigations. Those are of course, just the ones that have been caught.

For everyone else, the message is simple. The middle class mantra of becoming a doctor as a means to a better life, or a tolerable life is no longer supported by facts. Unless gullible and shortsighted parents stop pushing their offspring into medical schools based on old equations of supply and demand, the country will continue to produce more and more jobless doctors. While glib suggestions of serving Pakistan’s poor (which are indeed lacking in even the most basic healthcare) may sound comforting, they are unlikely to untie the knots in the system which imagines trained doctors serving them without being paid a wage on which they can survive. There are many things Pakistan needs, more doctors is simply not one of them.

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