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Primal screen: Pakistan through the eyes of Lolly, Bolly and Holly

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Primal screen: Pakistan through the eyes of Lolly, Bolly and Holly

By Nadeem F Paracha


Pakistan according to Lollywood (Pakistani films) …


All bearded men are wise …

Only evil men drink alcohol …

‘Modern’ women are always dressed to kill …

‘Modest’ women are always very philosophical …

Old ladies are always stuck to a praying mat …

All terrorists are foreign agents …

All good young men are muscular …

All decent Pakistanis are very pious, very patriotic and fantastic dancers …


Pakistan according to Bollywood


99.9 per cent of all Pakistanis are ISI agents ...

Almost every single Pakistani was involved in planning the Mumbai attacks …

Pakistani pop musicians that come to India are all briefed to take over Kashmir …

All Pakistani men look like that scary guard at the Wagah border …

Pakistanis stay at home. They venture out only to visit either a mosque or a madrassa …


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