$ 0 0 Primal screen: Pakistan through the eyes of Lolly, Bolly and HollyBy Nadeem F ParachaPakistan according to Lollywood (Pakistani films) …All bearded men are wise …Only evil men drink alcohol …‘Modern’ women are always dressed to kill …‘Modest’ women are always very philosophical …Old ladies are always stuck to a praying mat …All terrorists are foreign agents …All good young men are muscular …All decent Pakistanis are very pious, very patriotic and fantastic dancers …Pakistan according to Bollywood99.9 per cent of all Pakistanis are ISI agents ...Almost every single Pakistani was involved in planning the Mumbai attacks …Pakistani pop musicians that come to India are all briefed to take over Kashmir …All Pakistani men look like that scary guard at the Wagah border …Pakistanis stay at home. They venture out only to visit either a mosque or a madrassa …Pakistan according to HollywoodAmerica according to Lollywood